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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. - Larry David

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Author's Biography:
Name: Larry David
Born: 2 July 1947
Profession: Comedian | Writer | Actor | Film director |

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