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There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.

Comfortable Gets Less Like
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I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'

Am Else Guy He
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Both Employee Example Good
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When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

Fat Friend Only You
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I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

Actual Asked Clothing Lady
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The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
Bee Bird Child Door
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Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.

Ever Nothing Printed Wise
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I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

About Catching Feeling Happen
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But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.

Actor Because Comedy Doing
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Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

I Love Ideas Jokes Love
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The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
Audience Doing Feedback Front
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No one is coming to defeat this virus for us. Instead, the defeat of the virus in our country will be in our hands, alone.

Virus Defeat Country Hands
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Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

About Across Around Come
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I hated singing. I wanted to be an actress. But I don't think I'd have made it any other way.

Actress Any AnyOtherWay Hated
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I just don't want to be hampered by my own limitations.

Just Limitations MyOwn Own
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I knew that with a mouth like mine, I just hadda be a star or something.

Just Knew Like Mine
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I wish I could be like Shaw who once read a bad review of one of his plays, called the critic and said: 'I have your review in front of me and soon it will be behind me.'

Bad BadReview Behind Could
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I'm not that ambitious any more. I just like my privacy. I wish I really wasn't talked about at all.
About Ambitious Any IWish
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I'm tired of malicious articles slandering me.

Articles Malicious Me Tired
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I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror.

Anyone Considered Could Enough
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Marlon Brando. The finest actor who ever lived. He was my idol when I was 13. He's done enough work to last two lifetimes. Everything I do, I think: Can Brando play this with me?

Actor Brando Done Enough
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Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work... a woman is allowed that feeling for a man, but not her work.

Allowed Commitment Feeling Her
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My biggest nightmare is I'm driving home and get sick and go to hospital. I say: 'Please help me.' And the people say: 'Hey, you look like...' And I'm dying while they're wondering whether I'm Barbra Streisand.

BarbraStreisand Biggest Driving Dying
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Myths are a waste of time. They prevent progression.
Myths Prevent Progression Time
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Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice.

Each Eating Half Having
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To have ego means to believe in your own strength. And to also be open to other people's views. It is to be open, not closed. So, yes, my ego is big, but it's also very small in some areas. My ego is responsible for my doing what I do - bad or good.

Also Area Bad Believe
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Why am I so famous? What am I doing right? What are the others doing wrong?

Am Doing Famous Others
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Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?
About Men Obsessed Only
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How I wish we lived in a time when laws were not necessary to safeguard us from discrimination.

Discrimination How IWish Laws
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I arrived in Hollywood without having my nose fixed, my teeth capped, or my name changed. That is very gratifying to me.

Arrived Changed Fixed Gratifying
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I find George Bush and Dick Cheney frightening, Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft frightening.

Bush Cheney DickCheney Donald
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I don't enjoy public performances and being up on a stage. I don't enjoy the glamour. Like tonight, I am up on stage and my feet hurt.
Am Being Enjoy Feet
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I've been called many names like perfectionist, difficult and obsessive. I think it takes obsession, takes searching for the details for any artist to be good.

Any Artist Been Details
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The audience is the best judge of anything. They cannot be lied to. Truth brings them closer. A moment that lags - they're gonna cough.

Anything Audience Best Brings
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There is nothing more important in life than love.
Important Life Love More
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I go by instinct - I don't worry about experience.

About Experience Go Instinct
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It is every woman's dream to be some man's dream woman.

Dream Every Man Some
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You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.

Discover Got Trust You
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Most awards, you know, they don't give you unless you go and get them - did you know that? Terribly discouraging.

Awards Did Discouraging Get
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What is exciting is not for one person to be stronger than the other... but for two people to have met their match and yet they are equally as stubborn, as obstinate, as passionate, as crazy as the other.

Crazy Equally Exciting Match
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A man who graduated high in his class at Yale Law School and made partnership in a top law firm would be celebrated. A man who invested wisely would be admired, but a woman who accomplishes this is treated with suspicion

Accomplishes Admired Celebrated Class
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The audience is the barometer of the truth.
Audience Barometer Truth
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Oh God, don't envy me, I have my own pains.

Envy God Me MyOwn
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I must have got my detailed, obsessive streak from my father, who was an English teacher, because my mother wasn't like me at all.

Because Detailed English EnglishTeacher
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I'd started going to acting classes at 14, played 'Medea' at 15 and really wanted to be a classical actress.

Acting ActingClasses Actress Classes
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Performing, for me, has always been a very inner process.
Always Been Inner Me
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I don't like talking about myself and I don't like talking about the work.

About Like Myself Talking
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I'm sure that I don't know everything I want to know. I have so much more to learn.

Everything Know Learn More
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I think of myself as a girl from Brooklyn.

Brooklyn Girl IThink Myself
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I can take any truth; just don't lie to me.
Any ICan Just Lie
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