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I'm always trying out new stuff onstage. That's where I do all my writing.

Always New Onstage Out
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There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad.

Felt Irresistible Life Makes
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I'm reflective only in the sense that I learn to move forward. I reflect with a purpose.

Forward Learn Move Move Forward
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I have self-doubt. I have insecurity. I have fear of failure. I have nights when I show up at the arena and I'm like, 'My back hurts, my feet hurt, my knees hurt. I don't have it. I just want to chill.' We all have self-doubt. You don't deny it, but you also don't capitulate to it. You embrace it.

Also Arena Back Chill
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I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy.

Car Drive Enjoy Gonna
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I know how my body operates differently from what it did when it was 30 and when it was 20. As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my body functions.

Am Aware Body Did
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Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the 'Doesn't matter what I say. It doesn't matter. They're just gonna laugh anyway.'

Afraid Anyway Comedians Friends
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I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.
Bugs Bunny Deep Down
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I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache.
Behind Better Creative Just
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I'm not the most patient of people.
Most Patient People Not
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I'm more than comfortable just sitting back and scoring 21, 22 points or whatever and getting 10, 11 assists whatever the case might be. More than comfortable with that. It's just a matter of the pieces that you have around you and what you can do to elevate everybody else.

Around Back Case Comfortable
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Twitter is great to connect with fans and be transparent. I enjoy that aspect about it. But really, I'm still trying to figure it out.

About Aspect Connect Enjoy
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I'm not used to getting good reviews.

Getting Good Reviews Used
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One of the things I'm most proud of about my country is the fact that we did lick McCarthyism back in the fifties.
About Back Country Did
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The only thing I'm afraid of is bees. I don't like bees. I'm allergic to them.
Afraid Allergic Bees Like
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I'm extremely willful to win, and I respond to challenges. Scoring titles and stuff like that... it sounds, well, I don't care how it sounds - to me, scoring comes easy. It's not a challenge to me to win the scoring title, because I know I can.

Because Care Challenge Challenges
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Magic has five championships. I have five championships. I'm pretty sure we both know what we're doing.

Both Championships Doing Five
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It's hard for me to grasp the concept of somebody being nervous when I'm talking to them.

Being Concept Grasp Hard
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I like to say I'm more conservative than Goldwater. He just wanted to turn the clock back to when there was no income tax.

Back Clock Conservative He
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The people who truly know me know what I'm like. There have been people who try to say things that aren't fair, and I check them. And then they don't like me because I checked them.

Because Been Check Checked
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According to my definition of God, I'm not an atheist. Because I think God is everything. Whenever I open my eyes, I'm looking at God. Whenever I'm listening to something, I'm listening to God.

According Atheist Because Definition
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I try to sing many different kinds of songs. If I sing a batch of humorous songs, I'll throw in a deadly serious song. Or if I'm singing too many serious songs, I'll throw in a ridiculous song, to mix it up.

Batch Deadly Different DifferentKinds
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I'm still a communist in the sense that I don't believe the world will survive with the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer - I think that the pressures will get so tremendous that the social contract will just come apart.

Apart Believe Come Communist
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I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil. Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.

Always Become Dance Devil
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I'm definitely a lot more comfortable now in my 40s than in my 30s - that's for sure.

Comfortable Definitely Lot More
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I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.

Election Get How Interested
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I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.

About Act Arm Around
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When you deal with a comedian who has a specific act, you can't hold 'em back. You got to work with 'em, dude. What you think, I'm just gonna do what's on the page, say 'yes sir, no sir'? I'm creatively beyond that.

Act Back Beyond Comedian
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Surfing soothes me, it's always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I'm on a wave.

Always Awesome Been Disappears
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I'm into being a dad, that's where my focus is most of the time. I'm an actor that's my job, but it's not my life. I have a lot of other interests too.

Actor Being Dad Focus
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My kids are more precious to me than anything. I'm with them all day, and I write all night.

Night Write Day Precious
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I've shut myself inside these walls, and I'm going to be a very lonely old lady if I'm not careful.

Careful Going Inside Lady
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I'm astonished by my success. I wrote because I needed to and wanted to. It never occurred to me that I'd become famous.

Famous Become Occurred Never
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I think I'm very real as a person, and that comes across in my work.

Work Across Comes Person
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I like summer. I like warmer weather and long days. I'm one of those silly people who still enjoy lying in the sun - my children are horrified!

Horrified Children Enjoy Lying
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Where I come from, you don't really talk about how much you're earning. Those things are private. My dad never told my mum how much he was earning. I'm certainly not going to tell the world. I'm doing well.

About Certainly Come Dad
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I'm not the kind of guy who's taking advantage of my position.

Advantage Guy Kind Position
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I saw that Meryl Streep said, I just want to do my job well. And really, that's all I'm ever trying to do.

Ever Job Just Meryl
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My mom was always really healthy and cautious about her diet, so I'm not a big sugar guy.

About Always Big Cautious
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I'm not religious, but I'm very spiritual.

Religious Spiritual Very
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So, if I'm cooking, I'll be steaming vegetables, making some nice salad, that kind of stuff.

Cooking Kind Making Nice
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I enjoy being part of the entertainment industry, although I'm the laziest person that I've met yet in this business.
Although Being Business Enjoy
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I'm not an aspiring young actor; I'm a storyteller who made it late in life, and I'm therefore an inspiration to everyone who thinks that, at 23, if you're not in the Backstreet Boys, then you're never gonna make it.

Actor Aspiring Boy Everyone
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You know, I'm a pretty mellow guy. I'm pretty easy-going. I see everyone's perspective.

Everyone Guy ISee Know
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I'm the only person who's ever opened the Oscars or done a spot on the Oscars without a script and having it on autocue.

Done Ever Having Only
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I'm a crazy car guy. I've got an airplane hangar full of cars.
Airplane Car Crazy Full
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I'm sure that my wanting to be an actor had to do with a need for approval.

Actor Approval Had Need
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Sometimes I think I'm funny. But then sometimes I see myself, and I think, 'There's somebody trying to be funny.'

Funny Myself See Somebody
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I love straight guys that seem gay. I'm a little like that.
Gay Guys Like Little
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I'm not good at small talk. I'm really not. I'm not that great at any talk.

Any Good Great Really
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