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" Quotes and Sayings About funeral

Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.

Sorry Same Apologize Funeral
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Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men.

Weep Mouth Celebrate Pass
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You should always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise, they won’t come to yours.

Always People Other Come
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always Come Funerals Go
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And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.
Funeral His Own Sympathy
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

Car Clown Died Funeral
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A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.

Wedding Like Funeral But
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It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral.

Bad Being Funeral Perpetual
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If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success.

Carefully Consider Definition Experience
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To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches.

Beating Cemetery Drum Funeral
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Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.

Age Asleep Fall Friends
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Friends: not one. Just a few acquaintances who imagine they feel something for me and who might be sorry if a train ran over me and the funeral was on a rainy day.

Friends Few Acquaintances Imagine
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I want to act till I die. It will be great if they could use my funeral in the scene of a movie.

Act Great Funeral Scene
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

Nice things Funerals Sad Miss mine
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I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.
Doctor Funeral Had Live
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When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.

Nation Young men Funeral bell
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I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

Hate funerals Who's dead Alive
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When that day comes we shall all hold a funeral service for racism and tribalism.

All hold Funeral service For racism Tribalism
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Don't live your life to please anyone. The same people who won't cross the road to take care of you when you are sick are the same people who will travel to the village for your funeral and complain about your funeral Jollof.

Your life Jollof The village Funeral
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Science advances one funeral at a time.

Science Funeral Time
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