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Because a fellow has failed once or twice or a dozen times, you don't want to set him down as a failure till he's dead or loses his courage.

Fellow Twice Failure Dozen
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What you know is a club for yourself, and what you don't know is a meat-ax for the other fellow.

Know Club Meat-ax Fellow
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Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them.

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But some people, and especially very young people, don’t think anything’s worth believing unless it’s hard to believe.
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We are not supposed to be all equal. Let's just forget that. We are supposed to have equal rights under law. If we do that, we have done enough.

Done Enough Equal EqualRights
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Yes, Americans can still get credit for cars and trucks and refrigerators, and those businesses are doing well. But just try to get a home loan now.

American Businesses Car Credit
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Passion and strife bow down the mind.
Passion Strife Mind
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So, who in the media is without sin among us? I am in the media and I am a major league sinner. I don't know anyone except my wife who isn't a big time sinner.

Am Among Anyone Big
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If there are finer beings than German short hairs, I don't know what they are. In their eyes is peace.

Beings Eyes Finer German
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I don't believe the most successful people are the ones who got the best grades, got into the best schools, or made the most money.
Believe Best Got Grades
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The world cares very little about what a man or woman knows; it is what a man or woman is able to do that counts.

World Cares Man Woman
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Usually I am not a conspiracy theorist. I don't believe in the Bilderbergers as a conspiracy or the Trilateralists. But I am certain that the Communists killed JFK. There is a super great book called 'Legend' by Edward Jay Epstein that makes it all perfectly clear.

Am Believe Book Certain
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Do not yield to misfortunes, but advance more boldly to meet them, as your fortune permits you.

Yield Misfortunes Boldly Permit
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I am about to vote. I am about to do something that human beings are rarely allowed to do. I am doing something that did not exist until America.

About Allowed Am America
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It is easy to go down into Hell; night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air - there's the rub, the task.

Easy Hell Gate Death
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My 'thing' is that I just lie in my immense bed and look out the window at the skyline over Virginia and the sky and the airplanes coming into Reagan. I really love doing that.

Airplane Bed Coming Doing
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When there is state there can be no freedom, but when there is freedom there will be no state.

State Freedom
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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

Change Complain Does Habits
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What does it mean when people applaud? Should I give 'em money? Say thank you? Lift my dress? The lack of applause - that I can respond to.

Applaud Applause Does Dress
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Around people I don't know, I'm totally at a loss.

Around Know Loss People
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I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong.

About Care Don'tCare Just
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A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.

Brain Difficult Does Feeling
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If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!

After Among Bite Dogs
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Don't you have a machine that puts food into the mouth and pushes it down?
Down Food Machine Mouth
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Bombs do not choose. They will hit everything.

Bombs Choose Everything Hit
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What innocence, may I ask, is being played here when it is known that this virtuous damsel has already got a dozen illegitimate children?

Ask Being Children Dozen
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In a fight you don't stop to choose your cudgels.

Choose Fight Stop You
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The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace.

Doves Less More Peace
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Economics is a subject that does not greatly respect one's wishes.

Does Economics Greatly Respect
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Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
Computer Honest Laugh More
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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

Because Disposal Garbage Out
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A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Candy Garbage Give Give Me
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Yoo baby girl don't let good sex confuse your heart and make you think you are in love.

Baby girl Sex Confuse Heart
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The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
Bee Bird Child Door
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But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.

Actor Because Comedy Doing
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The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
Audience Doing Feedback Front
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Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

About Across Around Come
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I hated singing. I wanted to be an actress. But I don't think I'd have made it any other way.

Actress Any AnyOtherWay Hated
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I just don't want to be hampered by my own limitations.

Just Limitations MyOwn Own
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I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror.

Anyone Considered Could Enough
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Marlon Brando. The finest actor who ever lived. He was my idol when I was 13. He's done enough work to last two lifetimes. Everything I do, I think: Can Brando play this with me?

Actor Brando Done Enough
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To have ego means to believe in your own strength. And to also be open to other people's views. It is to be open, not closed. So, yes, my ego is big, but it's also very small in some areas. My ego is responsible for my doing what I do - bad or good.

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Why am I so famous? What am I doing right? What are the others doing wrong?

Am Doing Famous Others
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I find George Bush and Dick Cheney frightening, Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft frightening.

Bush Cheney DickCheney Donald
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I don't enjoy public performances and being up on a stage. I don't enjoy the glamour. Like tonight, I am up on stage and my feet hurt.
Am Being Enjoy Feet
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I go by instinct - I don't worry about experience.

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You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.

Discover Got Trust You
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Most awards, you know, they don't give you unless you go and get them - did you know that? Terribly discouraging.

Awards Did Discouraging Get
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Oh God, don't envy me, I have my own pains.

Envy God Me MyOwn
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I don't like talking about myself and I don't like talking about the work.

About Like Myself Talking
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