My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. - Demetri Martin

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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. - Dwight D. Eisenhower quotes