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Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and best minds.

Poetry Best Happiest Moment
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Tragedy delights by affording a shadow of the pleasure which exists in pain.

Tragedy Delight Affording Pleasure
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Only nature knows how to justly proportion to the fault the punishment it deserves
Nature Fault Punishment Deserves
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Your teammates give you the confidence. They give me the confidence all year, all postseason.

AllYear Confidence Give GiveMe
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There is a lot of pressure put on me, but I don't put a lot of pressure on myself. I feel if I play my game, it will take care of itself.

Care Feel Game IFeel
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As a kid, we would drive up and down 77 North - that's our highway - there would be office buildings on the side of the highway and I'd be like, that's what my house is going to look like when I get older. I'm going to start making my house look like this.

Buildings Down Drive Get
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My mother always told me that you should have one room in your house where you celebrate all of your achievements. You shouldn't have them spread throughout.

Achievements Always Celebrate House
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At a certain point, I had so much artwork that I decided to respect the art and present them in a nice way, not just on a dusty shelf.

Art Artwork Certain Certain Point
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No matter who you date, people are going to make fun of them, jealous people are going to say stuff, people get creepy - all the things that come with the public eye.

Come Creepy Date Eye
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When all my girlfriends were watching 'ER,' I was watching episodes of 'Kids in the Hall.'

Episodes Girlfriends Hall Kids
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What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's like telling a fish to stop swimming. It'll die.

Am Comedian Die Fish
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There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit.
Express Femininity Fruit Going
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When I started my career, I started with black comics: Bruce Bruce, Mark Curry, Bill Bellamy. It takes all kinds of influences.

Bill Black Bruce Career
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Getting to prove yourself in a room that's not your typical demo is an experience every comic should try. It makes you better.

Better Comic Demo Every
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I was always rewarded for being funny. I liked being funny.

Always Being Being Funny Funny
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My comedy is a bit cartoonlike, if I really think about it.

About Bit Comedy Really
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The women who are pool waitresses are another worldly species. They're half-desert lizards. They never have sunburns.

Another Never Pool Species
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I've do a lot of USO shows and do whatever I can to support the military.

I Can Lot Military Shows
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Standup is a tough job and a gritty job.

Gritty Job Standup Tough
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I'm always looking for bigger audiences and bigger stages. Really, however I can reach my fans is what will make me happy - well, I'll actually probably never be happy.

Actually Always Audiences Be Happy
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I'm going to die unhappy. That's how artists roll!
Artists Die Going How
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All forms of tampering with human beings, getting at them, shaping them against their will to your own pattern, all thought control and conditioning is, therefore, a denial of that in men which makes them men and their values ultimate.

Against Beings Conditioning Control
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The first people totalitarians destroy or silence are men of ideas and free minds.

Destroy First First People Free
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Only barbarians are not curious about where they come from, how they came to be where they are, where they appear to be going, whether they wish to go there, and if so, why, and if not, why not.

About Appear Barbarians Came
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My hair is just like five pieces of very soft straw that needs managing. I touch my hair a lot, and that makes it crazy.

Crazy Five Hair Just
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It's always nice to be paid to be in Las Vegas.

Always Las Vegas Nice Paid
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To understand is to perceive patterns.
Patterns Perceive Understand Wisdom
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Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub.

Always Bathtub Give Large
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Few new truths have ever won their way against the resistance of established ideas save by being overstated.

Against Being Established Ever
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Injustice, poverty, slavery, ignorance - these may be cured by reform or revolution. But men do not live only by fighting evils. They live by positive goals, individual and collective, a vast variety of them, seldom predictable, at times incompatible.

Collective Cured Evils Fighting
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I've built a career on evenly entertaining men and women. And I'm kind of known for not making either side feel bad.

Bad Built Career Either
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The fundamental sense of freedom is freedom from chains, from imprisonment, from enslavement by others. The rest is extension of this sense, or else metaphor.

Chains Else Enslavement Extension
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Getting on stage and screaming at all Republicans does nothing more than isolate people.
Does Getting Isolate More
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Philosophers are adults who persist in asking childish questions.

Adult Asking Childish Persist
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I think people have to understand that 'empowering' for women doesn't mean negating men.

Empowering I Think Mean Men
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The very desire for guarantees that our values are eternal and secure in some objective heaven is perhaps only a craving for the certainties of childhood or the absolute values of our primitive past.

Absolute Certainties Childhood Craving
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My passion in life isn't politics. It truly is connecting to people and women.

Connecting Life Passion People
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You can make people laugh, but having them really want to hear what you have to say, that takes trust and time.

Having Hear Laugh Make
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I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.

Awaken Done Fear Fill
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I've never been a dirty comic.
Been Comic Dirty Never
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In the first six to twelve months of a war with the United States and Great Britain I will run wild and win victory upon victory. But then, if the war continues after that, I have no expectation of success.

After Britain Expectation First
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Everybody has their cross to bear, and everybody has their issues. But it still never once occurred to me that I'm not as good as everyone else. And that's a gift I wish I could give to every girl.

Bear Could Cross Else
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Anyone who has seen the auto factories in Detroit and the oil fields in Texas knows that Japan lacks the national power for a naval race with America.

America Anyone Auto Detroit
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My only agenda is trying to make you laugh and say something smart.

Agenda Laugh Make Only
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Should hostilities once break out between Japan and the United States, it is not enough that we take Guam and the Philippines, nor even Hawaii and San Francisco. We would have to march into Washington and sign the treaty in the White House.

Between Break Enough Even
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As women, and as people, we're often forced to choose between pop culture and tearing down celebrities or a show about politics.

About Between Celebrities Choose
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I've never been the kind of woman that hates other women, particularly based on their attractiveness.

Based Been Hates Kind
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Japan has always regarded the aircraft carrier as one of the most offensive of armaments.

Aircraft Always Carrier Japan
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Too much sex dey affect how person fit waka

Too much Sex Person Waka
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I'm against war with the United States. But I am an officer of the Imperial Navy and a subject of His Majesty the Emperor.

Against Am Emperor His
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