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What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's like telling a fish to stop swimming. It'll die.

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What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's like telling a fish to stop swimming. It'll die. - Iliza Shlesinger

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Author's Biography:
Name: Iliza Shlesinger
Born: 22 February 1983
Profession: Comedian |


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