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The atom bomb was no 'great decision.' It was merely another powerful weapon in the arsenal of righteousness.

Another Arsenal Atom Atom Bomb
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I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes.

Avoid Places Politics Ropes
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I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.

First Found Interesting Law
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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.

A Good Thing Because Disappointing Disapproval
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I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.

High High School I Love Lot
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You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have all the facts, you cannot make proper judgements about what is going on.

About All The Facts Cannot Facts
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And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.

Actor All Time As Far As Far
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When even one American - who has done nothing wrong - is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth - then all Americans are in peril.

All Americans American American Close
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I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

College Either Government History
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If I'd known how much packing I'd have to do, I'd have run again.

Again How How Much Known
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Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.

Any Had Here Humor
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I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.

Association Bar Council Even
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In my opinion eight years as president is enough and sometimes too much for any man to serve in that capacity.

Any Capacity Eight Enough
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I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here.

Came Ever First Got
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Whenever you put a man on the Supreme Court he ceases to be your friend.

Ceases Court Friend He
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My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States.

After Failure Father He
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Upon books the collective education of the race depends; they are the sole instruments of registering, perpetuating and transmitting thought.

Books Collective Depends Education
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The reward of suffering is experience.
Experience Reward Suffering Suffer
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When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.

Dictatorship Efficient Government You
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The White House is the finest prison in the world.

Finest House Prison White
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A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.

Boss Democratic Democratic Party He
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Experience has shown how deeply the seeds of war are planted by economic rivalry and social injustice.

Deeply Economic Experience How
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America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand.

America Built Courage Determination
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A President needs political understanding to run the government, but he may be elected without it.

Elected Government He May
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The President is always abused. If he isn't, he isn't doing anything.
Abuse Always Anything Doing
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A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.

Bureaucrat Democrat Holds Office
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I have no desire to crow over anybody or to see anybody eating crow, figuratively or otherwise. We should all get together and make a country in which everybody can eat turkey whenever he pleases.

Anybody Country Crow Desire
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The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

Advice Advise Best Best Way
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A politician is a man who understands government. A statesman is a politician who's been dead for 15 years.

Been Dead Government Man
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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Read Die Middle Good
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

Young Drink Health.slow Mind
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Drunkenness Season Drink Behavior
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
Money Power Government Car
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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

Drug Alcohol Fundamental Society
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You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
You People Poverty Money
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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Young Children Concept Death
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Everybody Raise People
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.

Cat Greet Rest Life
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There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.

Basic Human Right Please
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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Parent Size Discipline
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There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

Terrifying People Soon
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

Married Benefit Elicit.sympathy
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Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.

Government Bureaucracy Proposes
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A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too.

Tasteful Famous Relative
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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
Seriousness Stupidity College
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Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like God's infinite mercy, a last resort.

Politics Foreigners Endless Wrongs
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Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Punishment Corporal Introduce School
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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

Children Asking Growing Refuses
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Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.

Feeling Government Bright Catastrophe
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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

One Women Men Die
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