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" Quotes and Sayings About beer

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beauty Eye Holder Bear
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Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!

Awesome Play Drink Guitar
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Coutry Beer Football Weapons
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Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.

Along Beer Day Discover
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They who drink beer will think beer.

Beer Drink Think Who
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I don't think I'm a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate.

Beer Bigot Blazer Drink
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I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male - or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you'll see what I mean.

Definitely Feel Closer Feminine
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As far as my street cred goes, I'll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I'll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I'll be a star on stage, but I'll always hang with the kids.

Always As Far As Because Beer
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There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.

Love Drink Fix Coffee
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I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.
About Beer Chewed Drink
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Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
Many Battles Fought Won
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Maintain good hygiene and stay hydrated. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Wash your hands frequently even in isolation, sanitize regularly, clean surfaces frequently IN ISOLATION AND ESPECIALLY IF OTHERS ARE AROUND. Drink loads of water...NOT SOFT DRINKS AND BEER...water!

Maintain Good hygiene Stay hydrated
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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Beer Best Damn Drink
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Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

Marriage Theory Man discovers Taste
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I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused riots in most of the major cities.

Beer Cans Caused Cities
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I have respect for beer.

Beer Respect
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Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell. The saloon hasn't one leg to stand on.

Whiskey Beer All right Their place
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You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand.

An adult Tall child Holding A beer
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Books and beer are the best and worst defense.

Books Beer The best Worst defense
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