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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. - Neil Simon

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Name: Neil Simon
Born: 4 July 1927. Died: 26 August 2018
Profession: Playwright | Screenwriter | Author |

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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

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Neil Simon quotes

Author's Biography:
Name: Neil Simon
Born: 4 July 1927. Died: 26 August 2018
Profession: Playwright | Screenwriter | Author |

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Don DeLillo | Anita Loos | Sinclair Lewis | Edith Wharton | Aphra Behn | Clive Barker | Sola Sobowale | Ivie Okujaye |

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.

Passion + Persistence = Possibility

Law 2: Never put too much trust in friends, learn how to use enemies

When legislature is corrupted, the people are undone.

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No one can give you power. It is yours. Take it!

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Virtue is the health of the soul.

In Light there is Dark, and in Dark there is Light.

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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

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Author's Biography: Name: Neil Simon Born: 4 July 1927. Died: 26 August 2018 Profession: Playwright | Screenwriter | Author |

Related Authors Don DeLillo | Anita Loos | Sinclair Lewis | Edith Wharton | Aphra Behn | Clive Barker | Sola Sobowale | Ivie Okujaye |

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.

Passion + Persistence = Possibility

Law 2: Never put too much trust in friends, learn how to use enemies

When legislature is corrupted, the people are undone.

When you come to a roadblock, take a detour.

No matter how short you are, don't come short of the glory of God.

Educate men without religion and you make of them but clever devils.

No one can give you power. It is yours. Take it!

In times of adversity and change, we really discover who we are and what we're made of.

Virtue is the health of the soul.

In Light there is Dark, and in Dark there is Light.

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Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

You have to keep the mentality the same, work hard and take the chance when it comes

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Author's Biography:
Name: Neil Simon
Born: 4 July 1927. Died: 26 August 2018
Profession: Playwright | Screenwriter | Author |

Related Authors
Don DeLillo | Anita Loos | Sinclair Lewis | Edith Wharton | Aphra Behn | Clive Barker | Sola Sobowale | Ivie Okujaye |