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"Neil Simon Quotes & Sayings

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Born: 4 July 1927. Died: 26 August 2018 | Playwright | Screenwriter | Author |

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count

Been Born Experiencing Go
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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

Comedy Degrees Fact Generally
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I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

Best Come Far I Love
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Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

Care Couples Every Feel
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Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.

Art Down Drawing Everyone
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New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

Just Like Mecca New
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If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.
Ever Floor Painted Risks
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Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

After Brings Certain Certain Point
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Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

Back Ending Entertainment Go
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Neil Simon Quotes & Sayings