This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. - Rodney Dangerfield

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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. - Stella Damasus quotes