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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. - Erma Bombeck

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Author's Biography:
Name: Erma Bombeck
Born: February 21, 1927 Died: April 22, 1996
Profession: Humorist | Author | Journalist |

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