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Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted. - John Cleese

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Name: John Cleese
Born: 27 October 1939
Profession: Actor | Comedian | Screenwriter | Film producer |

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Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.

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John Cleese quotes

Author's Biography:
Name: John Cleese
Born: 27 October 1939
Profession: Actor | Comedian | Screenwriter | Film producer |

Related Authors
Colley Cibber | Michael Palin | Russell Brand | Idris Elba | Gene Simmons | Andy Biersack | Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi |

Do not let any sweet-talking woman beguile your good sense with the fascination of her shape. It's your barn she's after.

Don't change your vibe to fit in someone else's life.

If love is something you cherish, it is hard to glean much joy from death, even in one's enemies.

Adapt to the times! Always remember that every new situation requires new rules of engagement.

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.

You might not be the first to do it. But reinvent the wheel so damn well that you become the template.

Anything you chase will run.

Just Because You donâ€™t like me doesnâ€™t mean one day i will suffer and need you. Life is not a nigerian movie

Motivation, backed by good planning and correct action leads to success.

Law 35: Master the Art of Timing

You may feel weak but within you is the strength to leave, within you is the strength to overcome and achieve that which you deserve.

The words 'I Love You' kill, and resurrect millions, in less than a second.

Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted. - Aberjhani quotes

Don't tell me women are not the stuff of heroes.

If they don't hype you up, hype yourself up!

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Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.

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John Cleese quotes

Author's Biography: Name: John Cleese Born: 27 October 1939 Profession: Actor | Comedian | Screenwriter | Film producer |

Related Authors Colley Cibber | Michael Palin | Russell Brand | Idris Elba | Gene Simmons | Andy Biersack | Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi |

Do not let any sweet-talking woman beguile your good sense with the fascination of her shape. It's your barn she's after.

Don't change your vibe to fit in someone else's life.

If love is something you cherish, it is hard to glean much joy from death, even in one's enemies.

Adapt to the times! Always remember that every new situation requires new rules of engagement.

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.

You might not be the first to do it. But reinvent the wheel so damn well that you become the template.

Anything you chase will run.

Just Because You donâ€™t like me doesnâ€™t mean one day i will suffer and need you. Life is not a nigerian movie

Motivation, backed by good planning and correct action leads to success.

Law 35: Master the Art of Timing

You may feel weak but within you is the strength to leave, within you is the strength to overcome and achieve that which you deserve.

The words 'I Love You' kill, and resurrect millions, in less than a second.

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Don't tell me women are not the stuff of heroes.

If they don't hype you up, hype yourself up!

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Author's Biography:
Name: John Cleese
Born: 27 October 1939
Profession: Actor | Comedian | Screenwriter | Film producer |

Related Authors
Colley Cibber | Michael Palin | Russell Brand | Idris Elba | Gene Simmons | Andy Biersack | Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi |