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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

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Author's Biography:
Name: Erma Bombeck
Born: February 21, 1927 Died: April 22, 1996
Profession: Humorist | Author | Journalist |


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