I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.

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I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order. - Erma Bombeck

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Author's Biography:
Name: Erma Bombeck
Born: February 21, 1927 Died: April 22, 1996
Profession: Humorist | Author | Journalist |

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I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.

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Erma Bombeck quotes

Author's Biography:
Name: Erma Bombeck
Born: February 21, 1927 Died: April 22, 1996
Profession: Humorist | Author | Journalist |

Related Authors
S. J. Perelman | Fats Waller | Garrison Keillor | Leo Rosten | A.P. Herbert | P. G. Wodehouse | Arianna Huffington | Arundhati Roy |

Follow your heart and don't play to the gallery.

Law 34: Be Royal in your Own Fashion: Act like a King to be treated like one

Give yourself something to work toward constantly.

Not just charity, even corruption begins at home.

Sometimes you stay in touch but out of reach. Protect your peace.

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In whatever you are doing, be yourself, be unique and be real

Don't tell me women are not the stuff of heroes.

Law 39: Stir up waters to catch fish

If you do not speak your truth ,The Lies will become your truth

Disappointment is part of life. You can't always get what you want. If it doesn't happen now, it doesn't mean it won't happen. Trust the Almighty to work out the timing. On your part, be consistent, persistent and determined. You 'll get there!

For those with drive, wit, vision, ego and a masochistic outlook, there is always room.

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I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.

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Erma Bombeck quotes

Author's Biography: Name: Erma Bombeck Born: February 21, 1927 Died: April 22, 1996 Profession: Humorist | Author | Journalist |

Related Authors S. J. Perelman | Fats Waller | Garrison Keillor | Leo Rosten | A.P. Herbert | P. G. Wodehouse | Arianna Huffington | Arundhati Roy |

Follow your heart and don't play to the gallery.

Law 34: Be Royal in your Own Fashion: Act like a King to be treated like one

Give yourself something to work toward constantly.

Not just charity, even corruption begins at home.

Sometimes you stay in touch but out of reach. Protect your peace.

One has to remember that every failure can be a stepping stone to something better.

In whatever you are doing, be yourself, be unique and be real

Don't tell me women are not the stuff of heroes.

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If you do not speak your truth ,The Lies will become your truth

Disappointment is part of life. You can't always get what you want. If it doesn't happen now, it doesn't mean it won't happen. Trust the Almighty to work out the timing. On your part, be consistent, persistent and determined. You 'll get there!

For those with drive, wit, vision, ego and a masochistic outlook, there is always room.

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As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.

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Author's Biography:
Name: Erma Bombeck
Born: February 21, 1927 Died: April 22, 1996
Profession: Humorist | Author | Journalist |

Related Authors
S. J. Perelman | Fats Waller | Garrison Keillor | Leo Rosten | A.P. Herbert | P. G. Wodehouse | Arianna Huffington | Arundhati Roy |