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Don't steal people's money and then try to shit on their dignity!
Steal Money Dignity Shit
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

Miserable Shit Deserve Boring
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Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor; you gotta be able to smile through all the bullshit.

Sense Smile Keep Humor
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Accept yourself. You don’t have to prove shit to no one except yourself.

Accept Have Prove Except
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There’s gonna be some stuff you gonna see thats gonna make it hard to smile in the future, but through whatever you see, through all the rain and the pain you gotta keep your sense of humor. You gotta be able to smile through all this bullshit… remember that.

Smile Future Humor Rain
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Na small shit dey stain nickah, so watch your ass

Shit Small Stain Watch your ass
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Writing a novel is like going a great distance to take a small shit.

Novel Great distance
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Two days ago the prophecy came to pass as the "short man", was appointed Chairman of the 'Use The Toilet Committee of Nigeria'. The Bible says "what profiteth a man to gain the world and lose his soul?" Vice President of Shitty Matters, how do you feel now?

Prophecy To pass Was appointed Chairman
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Are you looking for sympathy? You'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis

Look for Sympathy Dictionary Shit
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You wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.

Give up Weighs You down
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Why any woman give a shit what people think is a mystery to me.

Any woman What people Think Mystery
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Instead of trying to spin his shitty pandemic response while hundreds of thousands of people die,maybe Trump could just do a competent job.

To spin Pandemic response People die Competent job
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Music will always find its way to us, with or without business, politics, religion, or any other bullshit attached.

Music Way Politics Religion
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Fix up your personal life because when the hype goes off and it will, your personal life is all you'll have left and those public guys you spent your personal life impressing will come and mock you if it's shit.

Fix up Personal life The hype Goes off
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Affirmations are so important. I am youthful and timeless. I tell myself that every day, a few times a day. It sounds like clichéd bullshit, but it’s not: Age is all in your mind.

Affirmations Youthful Age Mind
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I'm tired of this virtual shit!Soon we will told to date virtually to minimize the spread of heartbreaks.

I'm tired Virtual shit Date virtually To minimize
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Just keep moving forward, and don’t give a shit about what anyone thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.

Moving foward Thinks You
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