I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

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I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill. - Victoria Wood

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I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill. - Confucius quotes