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"23 Victoria Wood Quotes & Sayings

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Born: 19 May 1953. Died: 20 April 2016 | Comedian | Actress |

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

Think Come Way Being
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Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?

Harassment Problem Sexual Work
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People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.

Always Doing Hate Interviews
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Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs.

Acting Costumes Favourite Like
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If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.

Act Behave Ceremony Feel
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I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on.

Brick Certificate Degree Diving
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Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.

Deserves Everybody Literature Lives
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Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.
Go Internet Radio Television
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My mother, she didn't believe in praise. She'd never say anything was great. I think that's quite Northern, to not make people feel too good. I didn't mind if she was proud of me or not, it didn't bother me. I was never trying to please her.

Anything Believe Bother Feel
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Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child's life via the education system.

Child Education Element Every
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Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.

Champagne Drink Eat Fair
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A lot of panel programmes rely on men topping each other, or sparring with each other, which is not generally a very female thing.

Each Female Generally Lot
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I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.

Car Car Keys Drove Everyone
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I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room.

Ate Food Make MyOwn
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In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.
Could Day Education Just
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In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.

Attention Behind Easy Focus
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Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.

Age Chance Down Dropping
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In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop.

Agents Because Double Fat
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I have stayed true to that first idea that people can have a day in their lives that is very important and if they can reconnect with that day, reconnect with the people they were then, they can suddenly revive their emotions.

Day Emotions First Idea
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All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro.
All My Friends Boyfriend Boyfriend Friends
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I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing.

Bit Crossing Got Just
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Victoria Wood Quotes & Sayings