I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.

Create free wallpaper (Make a wallpaper or screensaver out of this quote with your image)

I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do. - Roseanne Barr

---

Related Authors
Amy Poehler | Christina Applegate | Demi Moore | Vanna White | Nadia Buari | Kylie Minogue | Broda Shaggi | Craig Ferguson |

Related Quotes

God does not ask your ability Or your inability. He asks only your availability.

Mary Kay Ash

God Ability Availability

---

Never injure a friend, even in jest.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

Never Injure Friend Jest

---

Life is not fair; get used to it.

Bill Gates

Life Fair Get

---

Many people have two eyes but never the same view

Uebert Angel

Eyes Never View People

---

Remember to shine like the sunshine. Because the sun does not give a damn even if you go blind

Destiny Etiko

Sunshine Give a damn Blind Remember

---

Open your mouth and say thank you God

Ice Prince

Gratitude Thank you God Mouth

---

Live and think like a poor man and you'll always be OK.

Gene Simmons

Live Think Poor Man

---

A thing of beauty is a job forever

Milton Berle

Beauty Job

---

Spend less time projecting perfection and more time investing in fulfillment.

John Cena

Less time Perfection Fulfillment Spend

---

Slowly, steadily but surely move towards your goal. The end justifies the means

Ini Edo

Slowly Your goal Steadily Towards

---

Adapt to the times! Always remember that every new situation requires new rules of engagement.

Ifeanyi Okowa

Times Situation Adapt Requires

---

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

John Cleese

Creativity Talent Way Operating

---

I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do. - John Cleese quotes