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I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.

Am Favor Guilty Return
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Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of the highest bidder as opposed to the people they claim to represent. I cannot be bought.

America Both Bought Cannot
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The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.
Alive Dissent Elections Hang
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I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions.

Ask Comics Offer Only
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You can't break through Hollywood formulaic points of view. I've tried, and I think I was more successful than anybody at doing it.
Anybody Break Doing Hollywood
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I'm not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.

Become Me Politician President
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There is no real third party in America. There's this one party that has two sides to it - the Democratic and Republican side. It's one party that has two heads.

America Democratic Heads Party
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In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.

Able Find Good Joke
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I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.

About Adult Bankrupt Cheese
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It is very important to keep the diversity of development models and encourage different models to complement each other if we expect the world economy to move forward with full dynamism

Very important Diversity Development model
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should be able to tolerate criticism.

Able Tolerate Criticism
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We must strengthen international cooperation to seize opportunities and meet challenges together so as to promote balanced and orderly development of the world economy.

Must strengthen International cooperation Opportunities Challenges
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We stand ready to seize the opportunity, expand our cooperation and work together to usher in a more beautiful tomorrow for the partnership.

We stand Opportunity Expand Cooperation
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I hope my visit will strengthen dialogue, deepen cooperation.

Hope My visit Strengthen dialogue Cooperation
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We should actively explore new fields of cooperation to diversify the forms of exchange and give a greater impetus to the development of bilateral relations.

Actively explore Diversify Exchange
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It helped spread far and wide the basic values of freedom, democracy, equality, justice and peace, and promoted in a big way the awakening of the people of all countries, especially those of colonial and semi-colonial countries, thus exerting a sustaining influence on the development of human civilization.

Helped spread Basic values Freedom Equality
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The American people are sick and tired of this 'lesser evil' garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they're in office.

American Both Democrats Election
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After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they wanted to turn my act into a sitcom.

Act After Appearance Hollywood
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Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.

Business Form Imitation Show
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Nothing real or truthful makes its way to TV unless you are smart and know how to sneak it in, and I would tell you how I did it, but then I would have to kill you.

Did How Know Makes
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I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.

Biology Bothered Enjoying Great
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You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.
Always Better Get Getting
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I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.

Always Because Could Perform
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You kind of restructure your whole personality to be in a healthy relationship.

Healthy Kind Personality Relationship
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I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool.

About Cool Dinner Earning
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I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

Calm Find How Know
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To say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline when I write - but only for about ten minutes.

About Because Discipline Great
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And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

Funny Humor Kept Know
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I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'

Anything Because Domestic Fun
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My real life is funnier than anything on TV.

Anything Funnier Life Real
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I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.

All Art Comedy Form
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Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life.

Cause Deep Effect How
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.for the welfare of the whole world and the new world order.

Welfare Whole world New
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The people gave me the responsibility of building the future of this nation And I did it with honor.

People Responsibility Building Future
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When it is over, if it is over, this war will have horrible consequences. Instead of having one Bin Laden, we will have 100 Bin Ladens.

Over War Horrible consequences
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Egypt is going through difficult times and we cannot allow it to carry on.

Going through Difficult time Allow it
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I would like to tell you as the president of the republic, I am not embarrassed to listen to the Youth of my country and to respond to them.

President Embarrassed Listen to Youth
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It is vital that we get these policies right as we take forward our plans to drive down the deficit and transform our economy.

Deficit Down Drive Economy
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If you can work and if you're offered a job and you don't take it, you cannot continue to claim benefits. It will be extremely tough.

Benefits Claim Continue Extremely
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You will feel the full force of the law and if you are old enough to commit these crimes you are old enough to face the punishments. And to these people I would say this: you are not only wrecking the lives of others, you are potentially wrecking your own life too.

Commit Crimes Enough Face
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Britain is characterized not just by its independence but, above all, by its openness.

Above Britain Characterized Independence
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If we are going to try to get across to the poorest people in the world that we care about their plight and we want them to join one world with the rest of us, we have got to make promises and keep promises.

Across Care Join Rest
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For me, and I suspect for lots of other people too, bad things actually sometimes make you think more about faith and the fact that you're not facing these things on your own.

Facing Fact Faith Lots
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I don't want to be Prime Minister of England, I want to be Prime Minister of the whole of the United Kingdom.

England Kingdom Minister Prime
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You do not have to be an economist to know that putting up the cost of employing someone is a pretty barking thing to do when you're trying to get out of a recession.

Barking Cost Economist Employing
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The political system is broken, the economy is broken and so is society. That is why people are so depressed about the state of our country.

Broken Country Depressed Economy
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I am not a British isolationist. I don't just want a better deal for Britain. I want a better deal for Europe too.

Better Britain British Deal
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People are increasingly frustrated that decisions taken further and further away from them mean their living standards are slashed through enforced austerity or their taxes are used to bail out governments on the other side of the continent.

Continent Bail Further Side
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More of the same will just produce more of the same: less competitiveness, less growth, fewer jobs.

Fewer Growth Jobs Less
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I have this to say to the people: go the polls and vote for the candidate of your choice... This is your responsibility; do not neglect it.

Have People Candidate Choice
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