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239 Cartoonist Quotes

We complement each other. No competition. Some are doing serious drama; some are doing comedies. We are all entertaining.

We complement No competition Drama
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An artist is an entertainer of mankind. You are created to entertain all political parties, not to prefer one political party because you have been compromised. It’s unethical.

Entertainer Mankind Created Political parties
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Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
Great moments Science Time Money
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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
Bluebird Happiness Life Depression
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I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

Consider music Graveyards
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This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.

Cow Entire career Looking at
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On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

Career day High school Cartoon guy
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Humans have changed ecosystems more rapidly and extensively than in any comparable period of time in human history, largely to meet rapidly growing demands for food, fresh water, timber, fiber and fuel. This has resulted in a substantial and largely irreversible loss in the diversity of life on Earth.

Humans Ecosystems History Life
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You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.

Leave Party Minutes Do
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I just get silly inside my head and I start to think about something and in my head I start twisting it around, contorting it and envisioning it in different ways.

Head Start twisting Envisioning
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I think one thing that's important to maintain is a sense of fear, always doubting yourself... a good dose of insecurity helps your work in some ways.

Think Important Fear Always doubting
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The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature, even the lowly worm.
Message Worms Inherit Earth
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My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll miss it. But I have some other interests, especially in music, and I will probably take the opportunity to delve into those things more deeply.

Future plans Hazy Experience Cartooning
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Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.

Cartooning Good fit Never think
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I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and humor.

Thought Cow Funny Line
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I didn't want to go to school for more than four years, and I didn't know what you did with a bachelor's in biology. So I switched over and got my degree in communications. I regret it now. It was one of the most idiotic things I ever did.

School Four years Communications
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I didn't feel that my identity was caught up in being a cartoonist, and that if it stopped I'd stop.

Feel My identity Caught up Cartoonist
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I didn't realize I was working in a family medium.

Realize Working Family medium
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As a kid I used to raise snakes. Obviously, my social life was a bit down at the time. But it took me a while to realize that with an interest like that people are going to think there's something wrong with you.

Kid Raise snake Social life Interest
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Beautiful things don't ask for attention.

Beautiful things Ask Attention
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All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.

Human beings Learn Die Running from
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Humor Emotional chaos Tranquility
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around us in awareness.

Look back Anger In fear Awareness
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Any belief Immortality Dogs Heaven
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Love is what you've been through with somebody

Love Been through Somebody
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

Think If women Children In charge
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake
Most dangerous Food Wedding cake
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I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.

Feel Thing Touch Sorry
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Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy, wealthy, and dead.

Rise Early to Bed Male healthy
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.

Dropped Certain desires Friends Death
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We all have faults, mine is being wicked.

Have faults Being wicked
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.

Man Face Simple truth Trouble
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.

Mutual suspicions Mental inadequacy Marriage
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Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige...

Sophistication Described Ability Cope gracefully
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To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other and to feel. That is the purpose of life.

World Behind walls Draw closer
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.

Poet Believe Leads Died
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A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption. A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.

Drawing Dragged down Level Wise
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It is all but impossible to sit quietly by when someone is throwing salad plates.

Impossible Sit quietly Throwing
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Time lies frozen there. It's always Then. It's never Now.

Times lies Frozen Never now
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Lately, I have been wondering if there is time left for daydreaming in this 21st-century world of constant communication.

Wondering Time left Daydreaming World
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But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?

Fear Opposition Oblivion Matter
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Man has always assumed that his is the highest form of life in the universe. There is, of course, nothing at all with which to sustain this view.

Man Assumed Highest form Life
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To call such persons "humorists", a loose-fitting and ugly word, is to miss the nature of their dilemma and the dilemma of their nature.

Person Humorist Nature Dilemma
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Progress Right Too long
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
Man Troubled Dog wish Happy
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Against the may, the could be, and the should, folly 'tis to balance doubt or hope.

Against May Folly Hope
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The first writing of the human being was drawing, not writing.

First writing Human being Drawing
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Life is too short to be lived badly.

Life Short Lived badly
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To speak behind others' backs is the ventilator of the heart.

Speak Behind Other's back Ventilator
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It's fear that makes us lose our conscience. It's also what transforms us into cowards.

Fear Makes us Lose Conscience
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