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239 Cartoonist Quotes

One can forgive but one should never forget.

Can forgive Never forget
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Nothing's worse than saying goodbye. It's a little like dying.

Nothing worse Saying goodbye Dying
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We can only feel sorry for ourselves when our misfortunes are still supportable. Once this limit is crossed, the only way to bear the unbearable is to laugh at it.

Feel sorry Misfortunes Supportable Crossed
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When we're afraid, we lose all sense of analysis and reflection. Our fear paralyzes us. Besides, fear has always been the driving force behind all dictators' repression.

Afraid Analysis Reflection Fear paralyzes
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In every religion, you find the same extremists.

Every religion Same extremists
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In any case, it's the cowardice of people like you who give dictators the chance to install themselves!

The cowardice People Dictators Chance
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Culture and education are the lethal weapons against all kinds of fundamentalism.

Culture Education Weapons Fundamentalism
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Once again, I arrived at my usual conclusion: one must educate oneself.

Arrived Conclusion Educate oneself
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I finally understood what my grandmother meant. If I wasn't comfortable with myself, I would never be comfortable.

Understood Grandmother meant Comfortable Never
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The revolution is like a bicycle. When the wheels don't turn, it falls.
The revolution Bicycle Turn It falls
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Is religion defending our physical integrity or is it just opposed to fashion?

Religion Defending Physical integrity Fashion
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Prosperity consists of two things: tea after a meal, and a cigarette after tea.

Prosperity Two things Tea A meal
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Love is the opposite of good sense.
Love Opposite Good sense
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Life hangs from so slender a thread. Life is but a sigh...

Life hangs Slender Thread
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The key to wisdom is doubt!

Key to Wisdom Doubt
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War always takes you by surprise.
War Takes you Surprise
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

Yesterday History Tomorrow Mystery
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They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.

Invented hugs People know You love Saying anything
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I never studied art, but taught myself to draw by imitating the New Yorker cartoonists of that day, instead of doing my homework.

Never studied Art Taught myself Draw
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Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm stranded in the wrong time where love is just a lyric in a children's rhyme

The feeling Stranded Wrong time Love
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Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.

Your mind Water Friend Agitated
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The secret subversive goal of my work is to show that women, not just lesbians, are regular human beings.

Secret subversive Goal My work Women
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I suppose that a lifetime spent hiding one's erotic truth could have a cumulative renunciatory effect. Sexual shame is in itself a kind of death.

Lifetime spent Hiding one's Erotic truth Cumulative
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If it weren't for the unconventionality of my desires, my mind might never have been forced to reckon with my body.

Unconventionality My desires Mind Never
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It's our very capacity for self-consciousness that makes us self-destructive!

Very capacity Self consciousness Self destructive
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The more gratification we found in our own geniuses, the more isolated we grew.

More gratification We found Own geniuses Isolated
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What would happen if we spoke the truth?

What Happen We spoke The truth
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Partly I resented being perceived as weak because I was a girl.

Resented Being perceived As weak A girl
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Sometimes I wish the writing and drawing were more integrated.

Sometimes I wish Writing Drawing
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When I was growing up in the 1960s, there was starting to be more books geared towards young adults.

Growing up Starting More books Geared towards
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I just have this sort of entrepreneurial spirit and I work really hard at promoting myself.

Just have Entrepreneurial spirit Work Really hard
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

You need Is love Little Chocolate
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Happiness is a warm puppy.

Happiness Warm puppy
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What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

The good Living Don't try Few things
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'. Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Sometimes Lie awake I ask Gone wrong
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I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.

Discovered The secret Life Hang around
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All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

His life Good person Many times He failed
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Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Stop worry The world Ending today Already tomorrow
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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Exercise Dirty word Hear it Wash
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Absence makes Heart grow Fonder
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Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

A friend Happy dance Is someone Loves you
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Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Just remember You're over The hill Pick up
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Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

Happiness Waking up The clock Still have
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I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

I'm afraid Being happy Too happy Something
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Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

Learn from Yesterday Live for Today
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

My life No purpose No direction No meaning
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Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Be yourself No one Can say Doing it
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I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Never made A mistake My life Was wrong
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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people-Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.

Three things Have learned To discuss With people
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Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

Happiness Anyone Anything Loved
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