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I have an airplane hangar with 17 cars in it. That's no joke. I have a 'half pipe' in there, too - you know, like a big ramp, where I skateboard. It's awesome. It's the ultimate fantasy.

Airplane Awesome Big Car
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If you spend any time with a man, you'll realize that we're all still little boys.

Any Boy Little Man
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You can make a lot of mistakes with hair because it grows back.
Back Because Grows Hair
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I find many of the people that I've worked with to be incredibly funny.
Find Funny Incredibly Many
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Anything traumatic in my life I've always dealt with through jokes and comedy.

Always Anything Comedy Dealt
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My wife is very stealth-funny. She'll come out with something when I'm not expecting it, and it'll just kill me.
Come Expecting Just Me
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I love long-range rifle shooting. I like anything that deals with precision. I also find that with archery. On my ranch, I have my own range with 3-D targets of animals and hay bales from different distances.

Also Animals Anything Archery
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I wanna work with good people. I don't want to work with screaming, yelling directors who've got daddy issues. I just don't want to deal with those guys.

Daddy Deal Directors Good
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Painting can never show her nose in company with architecture but to have it snubbed.

Architecture Painting Company Nose
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Productivity and efficiency can be achieved only step by step with sustained hard work, relentless attention to details and insistence on the highest standards of quality and performance.

Hard Work Quality Attention Efficiency
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If I have any merit, it is getting along with individuals, according to their ways and characteristics. At times it involves suppressing yourself. It is painful, but necessary. To be a leader you have got to lead human beings with affection.

Leader Affection Painful Individual
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Nothing worthwhile is ever achieved without deep thought and hard work.

Hard Work Deep Thought Worthwhile Hard
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To be a leader, you have got to lead human beings with affection

Leader Affection Human Human Beings
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To lead men, you have to lead them with affection.

Men Affection Have Lead
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Everybody can draw, in my estimation. If you give a man 50 years, he'll come up with the Mona Lisa.

Men Giving Mona Lisa Come Up
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I'll never speak to another person without telling the truth. I've been a cruel man in my time, I've been a devious man in my time, like everybody else. I've told lies in my time. But I've seen enough suffering to experiment with the truth.

Lying Men Suffering Speak
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I feel that any man that tries, any man that comes out with something we like, is a good man. A man doesn't have to be Leonardo Da Vinci to be sincere.

Men Good Man Trying Sincere
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I get a lot of comics, and I can look at a comic and tell immediately whether I'll enjoy it or not. There are elements in the stories that I have no rapport with. I see dirty language, I see sleazy backgrounds; I see it reflected in the movies, the movies are comics to me. And I don't see a sleazy world. I see hope. I see a positive world.

Dirty World Language Comic
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To emphasize only the beautiful seems to me to be like a mathematical system that only concerns itself with positive numbers.

Beautiful Concerns Emphasize Itself
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The worst state of affairs is when science begins to concern itself with art.

Affairs Art Begins Concern
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Can you imagine Simon as a kid? His imaginary friends probably never wanted to play with him.

Friends Him His Imaginary
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Faith consists in being vitally concerned with that ultimate reality to which I give the symbolical name of God. Whoever reflects earnestly on the meaning of life is on the verge of an act of faith.

Act Being Concerned Consists
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I hope for the day when everyone can speak again of God without embarrassment.

Again Day Embarrassment Everyone
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We can speak without voice to the trees and the clouds and the waves of the sea. Without words they respond through the rustling of leaves and the moving of clouds and the murmuring of the sea.

Clouds Leaves Moving Respond
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Nobody ever wrote a story for me. I told in every story what was really inside my gut, and it came out that way. My stories began to get noticed because the average reader could associate with them.

Wrote Story What Really
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I never sued anybody, I never fought anybody or was in conflict or contention with any other party in a legal way. I feel that it hurts people, it hurts their families.

Hurt Party People Conflict
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I want to be better than five guys. I was that way when I used to box, I was that way in any sport. I want to compete with five other guys. If I beat five other guys, I'd like to see if I can beat six.

Sport Guy Other Guys
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I admired anybody who could make a buck with his drawing.
Admired Anybody Could Make
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I always resent anybody interfering with anybody else trying to do his job. Everybody has his own job to do. If he's good, he'll do well, but if he's mediocre, he's not going to do as well as he should.

Trying Mediocre Resent Interfere
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Every father was his own man. He did what he wanted. If your mother went shopping, your father never went with her.

Mother Father Men Shopping
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Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.

Between Conflict Hands Means
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It is absolutely essential that the oppressed participate in the revolutionary process with an increasingly critical awareness of their role as subjects of the transformation.

Absolutely Awareness Critical Essential
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I have great respect for Jaypee Greens as a company that has produced a truly world class, 24-carat, championship golf course. I am happy to be associated with a company with such outstanding qualities.

Am Associated Championship Class
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Revolution is born as a social entity within the oppressor society.

Born Entity Oppressor Revolution
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Education must begin with the solution of the student-teacher contradiction, by reconciling the poles of the contradiction so that both are simultaneously teachers and students.

Begin Both Contradiction Education
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My best wishes are with Indian cricket in general. I wish each one of our cricketers success at the international and domestic level.

Best Cricket Domestic Each
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When you have to work, work with a smile.
Smile Work You With
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I feel that World Cup cricket should be played like football in which all the 160 countries take part. If only a handful of countries are going to keep on playing in the World Cup without making the game popular, I will be a sad man.

Countries Cricket Cup Feel
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If your work becomes a source of enjoyment and a challenge, it will never seem like work - it will be fun. If you ever feel that your work is a burden, there is no point carrying on with it.

Becomes Burden Carrying Challenge
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Stupidly it should not be. It should be also nice. One must get along with that. Is however not necessary.

Along Also Get However
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Beauty is also submitted to the taste of time, so a beautiful woman from the Belle Epoch is not exactly the perfect beauty of today, so beauty is something that changes with time.

Also Beautiful Beautiful Woman Beauty
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But if I have a lot of imagination, I could tell myself whatever I wanted, you know. I handle myself quite well. I'm kind of fascist with myself, you know. There's no discussion. There is an order. You follow it.

Could Discussion Fascist Follow
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No, and I never, ever eat in between the meals. I control it well enough and with no pills, and I sleep seven hours a night. I go to bed. I fall asleep, and I wake up seven hours later, and this is the most important.

Asleep Bed Between Control
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I prefer to be in a video than to play with it.

Play Prefer Than Video
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Nothing scares me more than people with some doll collection.
Collection Doll Me More
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I never played with anything like toys.
Anything Like Never Played
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I think a duet with Janet is a great idea.

Duet Great Idea Think
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I love dogs, but dogs, you have to be in the country with dogs. I cannot walk a dog on the street.
Cannot Country Dog Dogs
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Jews have God's promise and if we Christians have it, too, then it is only as those chosen with them, as guests in their house, that we are new wood grafted onto their tree.

Chosen Christians God Guests
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Find fitness with fun dancing. It is fun and makes you forget about the dreaded exercise.

About Dancing Dreaded Exercise
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