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Everyone look around and see if you can spot the NARCS. They're the ones who look like hippies.
Robert Anton Wilson
Around
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Groups are grammatical fictions; only individuals exist, and each individual is different.
Robert Anton Wilson
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History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim.
Robert Anton Wilson
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Horror is the natural reaction to the last 5,000 years of history.
Robert Anton Wilson
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No person has the right to rain on your dreams
Marian Wright Edelman
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We are willing to spend the least amount of money to keep a kid at home, more to put him in a foster home and the most to institutionalize him.
Marian Wright Edelman
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For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.
Robert Benchley
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
Robert Benchley
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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Robert Benchley
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
Command
Drawing
English
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Marian Wright Edelman
Change
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Humans live through their myths and only endure their realities.
Robert Anton Wilson
Endure
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I have never experienced another human being. I have experienced my impressions of them.
Robert Anton Wilson
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Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell them the truth about themselves.
Robert Anton Wilson
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On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.
Robert Anton Wilson
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Robert Benchley
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The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon
Robert Benchley
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Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.
Robert Anton Wilson
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The abandoned infant's cry is rage, not fear.
Robert Anton Wilson
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other
Robert Benchley
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A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.
Robert Benchley
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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.
Robert Benchley
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The average is that which no person quite ever is.
Robert Anton Wilson
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The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking.
Robert Anton Wilson
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The longer one is alone, the easier it is to hear the song of the earth.
Robert Anton Wilson
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Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But my white suit seems to be a little whiter than theirs. I think also that it may have something written on the back of it, although I can't find it when I take the suit off.
Robert Benchley
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The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental.
Robert Anton Wilson
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There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated.
Robert Anton Wilson
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You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility.
Robert Anton Wilson
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We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.
Robert Benchley
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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death
Robert Benchley
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Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.
Robert Anton Wilson
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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
Robert Benchley
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I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.
Robert Anton Wilson
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Nothing of any importance can be taught. It can only be learned, and with blood and sweat.
Robert Anton Wilson
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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
Robert Benchley
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Once something becomes discernible, or understandable, we no longer need to repeat it. We can destroy it.
Robert Anton Wilson
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A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than the celebrated Marxian formula of monopoly in the means of production.
Robert Anton Wilson
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It's only possible to see people when one is able to see the world as others see it.
Robert Anton Wilson
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You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.
Robert Benchley
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Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it.
Robert Benchley
Anyone
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Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk
Robert Benchley
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We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.
Robert Benchley
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At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to dross in one's hands
Robert Benchley
About
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I have other obligations now - the show, my family, my life... though I know that without my sobriety I wouldn't have any of those things.
Rob Lowe
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There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading may be given without first getting the author's permission. It ought to be made much more difficult to do than that.
Robert Benchley
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We always reminisce about how everyone tried to get Diane Lane's attention, to very little success.
Rob Lowe
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If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind.
Robert Anton Wilson
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I'm not an anarchist any longer, because I've concluded that anarchism is an impractical ideal.
Robert Anton Wilson
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