Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it.

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Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it. - Robert Benchley

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Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe quotes