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I'm a comedian first. I've learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that's how I've learned. I didn't take classes or anything. I don't need no classroom.

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Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.

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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.

Jokes Life Mean My Life
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My mother raised me in the church. I was not allowed to stay home on Sunday; there was no option. I sang in the choir all the way up until I went to college.

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Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it.

About After Being Comedy
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I'm not really a relationship expert but... I'm an expert on manhood and what men think.

Expert Manhood Men Really
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Other than my foundation - mentoring programs - everything I do is for money.
Everything Foundation Mentoring Money
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Men don't come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. We're looking across the room at you, and we don't care about your hopes and dreams. We don't care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted.

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How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.

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A guy that's really serious about you, he's gotta be talking to you, he's gotta want to have one-on-one, in-your-face interaction. That's how we are.

About Gotta Guy He
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We owe it to ourselves and to the next generation to conserve the environment so that we can bequeath our children a sustainable world that benefits all.

Benefits Bequeath Children Conserve
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I am working to make sure we don't only protect the environment, we also improve governance.

Also Am Environment Governance
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Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her.

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All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put it on the dresser. She spent it on the family, and he went out and earned some more. He taught me the most about love.

About Dresser Earned Family
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I'm not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense.
Amount Common Doctor Just
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The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row. Afterward, I walked up and said, 'Ma'am, I'm going to marry you one day.' And 15 years later, I did.

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Women are responsible for their children, they cannot sit back, waste time and see them starve.

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My mother was a Sunday school teacher. So I am a byproduct of prayer. My mom just kept on praying for her son.

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I don't think it's cool for people to say, 'You shouldn't reference God because I don't believe that, and I don't want to hear it.' Well, there's a lot of stuff I don't believe that I still gotta hear.

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We need to promote development that does not destroy our environment.
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You can take lessons to become almost anything: flying lessons, piano lessons, skydiving lessons, acting lessons, race car driving lessons, singing lessons. But there's no class for comedy. You have to be born with it. God has to give you this gift.

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There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke I've ever written.

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You've got to quit lowering your standards. Set your requirements up front so when a guy hooks you, he has to know this is business.

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We are very fond of blaming the poor for destroying the environment. But often it is the powerful, including governments, that are responsible.

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Of course, I want to be number one. But being happy and healthy is the most important thing.

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I don't want people to see me fall. I mean, I got enough people cheering for me to fall now... The Internet has created some amazing place for evil to exist, you dig?

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There's a general culture in this country to cut all the trees. It makes me so angry because everyone is cutting and no one is planting.

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Some people say that I have an attitude- Maybe I do. But I think that you have to. You have to believe in yourself when no one else does- that makes you a winner right there.

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I know how men think when they're not responding to questions in a clinical study.

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I think there are so many books out there written on relationships and romance that women are the authors of. How can women know exactly how men think? And there are so many guys out there with relationship books who are just not telling the truth. They have shaded parts.

Authors Books Exactly Guys
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You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody.

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The only thing that can make Nigerians happy on twitter is giveaway.

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My father instilled in me to take care of my family. Show up even when you don't want to show up.

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God has given me a life far beyond anything I ever dreamed about. God is, man, God is something else man.
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I'm just a living witness that you can be an imperfect soldier and still be in the army fighting for God Almighty. Don't you think you got to be perfect 'cause I ain't.

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God has positioned me just this way to be just like I am, to say what I say how I say it.

Am God How I Am
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You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.
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We all think that this relationship thing is a game out here. All I'm saying to women is, 'Okay. If it's a game, here are the rules that we play by.'

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I just believe if you don't believe in God, then where is your moral barometer? That's just me talking. You can believe what you want to believe.

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Hip-hop is a beautiful thing. I think that the music genre itself has created more millionaires than any other music genre before it, especially in our community.

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I think that we, as the African-American men in hip-hop, we have a greater responsibly because we have the ears of so many millions of our young people. And they listenin'.

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My calling is to help people, to teach people, to share with people, until I die. I can never stop doing that. I can't, and I don't want to.

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My marriage to Marjorie is the most rewarding thing that ever happened to me. She gave me a life and a relationship that I didn't know existed.

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All men can and will change. But there's only one woman we're going to change for.

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I got married for the wrong reasons. I was tired of being alone. I have to own that. It was me, not her.

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I pay attention to every minute of the day.
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I never in my life saw myself as a game show host. I don't want to be a traffic cop.

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As always, whenever I'm contacted by the White House, I'm just humbled.

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I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.

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I won an amateur night, October 8th, 1985. I went to work the next day and quit my job.

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