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“Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.”

Never Organ Room Discussion
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All monkeys cannot hang on the same branch.

All Hang Same Branch
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Copying everyone else all the time, the monkey one day cut his throat.

Else Time Day Cut
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Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.

Man Honey Capable Roman
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When I was a child my mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general. If you become a monk, you'll be the pope.' Instead I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.

Child Soldier General Monk
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Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.

Home Animal Sleep Baby
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Every creature reproduces after its kind. A dog gives birth to dogs, a cat gives birth to cats, a cow gives birth to cows, a monkey reproduces monkeys and a human reproduces humans. So when God gives birth, what do you think He’ll reproduce? gods, of course! When God created Man, He created him in His image and after His likeness. That’s why we look like Him; we have two hands the same way He has two hands. We have two legs, one head, one mouth, one nose, two ears and two eyes just like Him.

Creature Every Kind Birth
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I thought I would try to be gay for a while, but I'm just more sexually attracted to women. But I'm really glad that I found a few gay friends, because it totally saved me from becoming a monk or something.

Thought Would Try Gay
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

Back Cause Circus Got
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My most heartfelt thank you goes to Impact Future Media and Cartoon Monkey Studio. Their dedication to the truth is very uncommon in the world we live in today. I am now, and will always be, grateful to their organizations.

Always Am Be Grateful Cartoon
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

Art Cage Circus Democracy
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I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place!

Tower Power Sweet Sour
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Artists are the monks of the bourgeois state.

Artists Bourgeois Monks State
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There are quite a few actors in the business who are much more difficult than kids or monkeys.

Actor Business Difficult Few
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

Him Make Man Monkey
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A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.

Accomplish Determined Machine Monkey
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There's a difference between solitude and loneliness. I can understand the concept of being a monk for a while.

Difference between Solitude Loneliness Understand
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I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.

I learned The way Monkey learn By watching
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Just as the habit does not make the monk, the sceptre does not make the king.

Habit Make Sceptre King
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