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...you must have brought something. Books? I never saw you without a green bag of books.

You Must Brought Books
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The meeting of writer and reader is an intimate act, and it properly takes place in private.

Meeting Writer Reader Intimate
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After a day and a half or so the traveler will realize that crossing the continent by Interstate he gets to know the country about as well as a cable messenger knows the sea bottom.

Day Half Traveler Realize
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Anyone who reads, even one from the remote Southwest at the far end of an attenuated tradition, is to some extent a citizen of the world, and I had been a hungry reader all my life.

Read Remote Southwest Tradition
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Something will have gone out of us as a people if we ever let the remaining wilderness be destroyed.

Something Gone People Remaining
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If you wanted something, you planned for it, worked for it, and made it happen.

You Wanted Planned Worked
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To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches.

Beating Cemetery Drum Funeral
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“Serial killers do, on a small scale, what governments do on a large one. They are products of our times and these are bloodthirsty times.”

Serial Killers Small Scale
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“You don't understand me. You are not expected to. You are not capable of it. I am beyond your experience.”

You Understand Expect Capable
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The media had portrayed me as a cold-hearted, ruthless monster, but I’m really not that way. I’m very down to earth.

Media Porttrayed Me Cold-hearted
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I would do someone in and then take a camera and set the timer so I could sit them up next to me and take our pictures together.

I Do Take Camera
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I’m pretty set in my ways. I doubt anything short of a miracle would change me. I do have an open mind, and I listen to them.

Pretty Ways Anything Miracle
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Of course I did it. So what? Shoot me. I deserve to die

Did it So What Shoot
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When the state comes to execute a man, they laugh. So do I.

State Comes Execute Man
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Let me tell you now a man of my position can afford to look ridiculous at any time.

Me Man Possition Afford
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Just because someone acts a certain way on TV, that doesn't mean he's like that in real life.

Someone Acts Way On tv
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From wrestling to my hip-hop thing, I've just been able to do so much and meet so many crazy characters.

Characters Meet Crazy Many
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Today the two hundred million men in our country are entering into a civilized new world...but we, the two hundred million women, are still kept down in the dungeon.

World Million Men Women
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“Life is full of surprises, some good, some not so good.”
Life Full Suprises Good
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“There are two hundred million idiots, manipulated by a million intelligent men.

Two hundred million Idiots Manipulated Million
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“Only those who went hungry with me and stood by me when I went through a bad time at some point in life will eat at my table.”
Who Went Hungry Stoodby
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“I have always considered myself a happy man. I’ve always been happy, I’ve always been optimistic, I’ve always had faith in life because I think the most difficult times always bring something. It brings experience, and it’s the greatest thing to have in life.”

Considered Happy Man Optimistic
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“I’m sometimes accused of drug trafficking. It’s an activity that for the time being, historically, shall we say has been declared illegal. It’s illegal at the moment, but in the long run and in the future, we’re going to show that it will head toward legalization.”

Drug Trafficking Ctivity Historically
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“The bad guys need to get lucky every time. The good guys just need to get lucky once.”

Bad guy Lucky Time Good
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Money is in some respects life's fire: it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master.

Life Respect Excellent Terrible
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Politics and government are certainly among the most important of practical human interests.

Politics Government Important Practical
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Medicine is the means by which we poor feeble creatures try to keep from dying or aching.

Medicine Means Poor Feeble
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Every man should make his son or daughter learn some useful trade or profession, so that in these days of changing fortunes of being rich today and poor tomorrow they may have something tangible to fall back upon. This provision might save many persons from misery, who by some unexpected turn of fortune have lost all their means.

Every man Make Daughter Learn
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To me there is no picture so beautiful as smiling, bright-eyed, happy children; no music so sweet as their clear and ringing laughter.

Picture Beautiful Smilling Bright-eyed
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The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Voice Love Seemed Call
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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

Good Rule Apologize Sort
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Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.

Everthing Life Fun Wisely
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A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.
Melacholy Man Appearnace Searched
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I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.
I Good Noble Hero
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Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
Marriage Process Prolonging Life
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If he had a mind, there was something on it.

Mind Had Something
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As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

Grow Realize Clearly Limitation
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She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up.

Looked Attitude Suggest Finished
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I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.
Pressed Down Accelerator Old
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Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred.

Mind Soup Poor Restaurant
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Employers are like horses — they require management.

Employers Like Horses Management
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An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.
Apple Day Aimed Keeps
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You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing.

Successful Dictator Design Women's-underclothing
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Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.

Drama critic Daytime Come Dark
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I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what I mean.

Spent Afternoon Musing Life
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It is the bungled crime that brings remorse.

Bungled Crime Brings Remorse
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The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide.

Ideas Debtor Creditorconstitutes Good
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Woman is the unfathomable, incalculable mystery, the problem that we men can never hope to solve.

Woman Unfathomable Incalculable Mystery
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Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting.

Pupils Once Salvation Despair
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This is peculiarly an age in which each of us may, if he do but search diligently, find the literature suited to his mental powers.

Peculiarly Age May Search
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