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I try to sing many different kinds of songs. If I sing a batch of humorous songs, I'll throw in a deadly serious song. Or if I'm singing too many serious songs, I'll throw in a ridiculous song, to mix it up.
Pete Seeger
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And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.
Paul McCartney
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The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance
Peter De Vries
Again
Alive
Another
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I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and humor.
Gary Larson
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I have a need to always make people laugh. I have a desperate need. I love a great sense of humor. The people I sort of surround myself with have that.
Peter Dinklage
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I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that's all you've got, it's just boring. Everything I write, whether it's happy or sad, has a sense of humor to it.
Katy Perry
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In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.
George Herbert
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I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine.
Rainn Wilson
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I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.
Rainn Wilson
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Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
George Jean Nathan
Women
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Humor comes from self-confidence.
Rita Mae Brown
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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
Rita Rudner
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There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them
Robert Benchley
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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
Robert Orben
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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.
Robert Orben
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
Robert Orben
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President Ford used humor a great deal.
Robert Orben
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I've always thought my strengths were I'm smart, and I have a good sense of humor. I definitely struggle with feeling confident.
Lauren Graham
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Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Leo Rosten
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Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. So if it is correct to say that humor was stamped out in Nazi Germany, that does not mean that people were not in good spirits, or anything of that sort, but something much deeper and more important.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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I think 'Country Girl' is one song that can veer into country or hip-hop or rap. You can listen to it and enjoy the humor and the fun in it.
Luke Bryan
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The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Robertson Davies
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road.
Henry Ward Beecher
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Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Romain Gary
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I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions.
Roseanne Barr
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
James Thurber
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And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.
Roseanne Barr
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To call such persons "humorists", a loose-fitting and ugly word, is to miss the nature of their dilemma and the dilemma of their nature.
James Thurber
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If you don't have humor, you're not going to make it. You're going to be one of those people who walks around with your head about to explode.
James McBride
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James McBride
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There are certain things I learned when I first started learning about acting, to try and place the character physically and emotionally. And the way you place them emotionally is often with humor.
David Duchovny
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There is a collective as well as an individual humor inclining peoples to sadness or cheerfulness, making them see things in bright or somber lights. In fact, only society can pass a collective opinion on the value of human life; for this the individual is incompetent.
Emile Durkheim
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Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.
Thomas Browne
Men live
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When you are trying to make an impact in people's lives, it is always good to have a sense of humor.
Akanimo Odon
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The only way to survive is to have a sense of humor.
Bob Newhart
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People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.
Bob Newhart
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Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself.
Alan Watts
True humor
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There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
Amy Sedaris
There's humor
In everything
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Don't wish me happiness I don't expect to be happy all the time.It's gotten beyond that somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor. I will need them all.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival.
Aung San Suu Kyi
Humor
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I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.
Christopher Hitchens
It's possible
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
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In a way, I feel that film roles haven't given me the opportunity to show I have a sense of humor.
Demi Moore
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Absolute seriousness is never without a dash of humor.
Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Absolute seriousness
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark
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No mind is thoroughly well-organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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This is an ugly and mean world, and only to spite it we mustn't weep. If you want to know, this is the constant source of my good spirit, of my humor. Not to cry, out of spite, only to laugh out of spite, only to laugh.
Sholem Aleichem
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Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor.
Stephen Hawking
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Seriousness is no more a guarantee of truth, insight, authenticity or probity, than humor is a guarantee of superficiality and stupidity.
Stephen Fry
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