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I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.

Amazing Around Believe Even
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I met Nelson Mandela, and I really didn't know what to say. It was years ago at a benefit. I was just in awe of this man because of what he'd done.

Awe Because Benefit Done
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I write on big yellow legal pads - ideas in outline form when I'm doing stand-up and stuff. It's vivid that way. I can't type it into an iPad - I think that would put a filter into the process.

Big Doing Filter Form
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Being Everyone Hates He
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

Brown Dentist Going He
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Best Birthday Ever Get
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

Broke Fight Game Hockey
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Age Fact Food Had
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't.

Fight Full He Hope
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Always Found Kid Lot
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To love one that is great, is almost to be great one's self.

Almost Great Love Self
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It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.

Become Courage Grow Grow Up
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Once we believe in ourselves, we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any experience that reveals the human spirit.

Any Believe Curiosity Delight
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Be of love a little more careful than of anything.

Anything Careful Little Love
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Private property began the instant somebody had a mind of his own.

Began Had His Instant
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Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed

Alone Born Complaining Crying
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Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink.

Because Buy Drink Hard
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A man of genius has been seldom ruined but by himself

Been Genius Has-Been Himself
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Knowledge is a polite word for dead but not buried imagination.

Buried Dead Imagination Knowledge
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Life is not long, and too much of it must not pass in idle deliberation how it shall be spent.

Deliberation How Idle Life
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A wind has blown the rain away and blown the sky away and all the leaves away, and the trees stand. I think, I too, have known autumn too long.

Autumn Away Blown I Think
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I like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles better and nerves more.

Better Body Like More
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To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.

Any Battle Being Best
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Unbeing dead isn't being alive.

Alive Being Dead Isn't
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I thank you God for this most amazing day, for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and for the blue dream of sky and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes.

Amazing Blue Day Dream
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I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance.

Bird Dance How Learn
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Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.

Better Fate Kisses Than
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Always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question.

Always Answer Ask Beautiful
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Attacked Being Controlled Girl
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

Always Day Did Eye
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To like an individual because he's black is just as insulting as to dislike him because he isn't white.

Because Black Dislike He
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

Come Day Girl Home
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If a poet is anybody, he is somebody to whom things made matter very little - somebody who is obsessed by Making.

Anybody He Little Made
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
Being Draw Men Most
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

Get Honest Luck No Respect
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Bartender Beat God He
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Cat Covering Kept Me
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

About Bee Birds Butcher
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Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.

Before Dared Darkness Deep
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
Arm Bone Dog Favorite
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
Became Horrible Insane Intervals
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Because Call Dog Egypt
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One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.

Asked Birth Birth Control Boy
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
Dream See Seem Within
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The reason that there are so few good books written is that so few people who write know anything.

Write Reason Good Books
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They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.

Cognizant Day Dream Escape
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I have, indeed, no abhorrence of danger, except in its absolute effect - in terror.

Absolute Danger Effect Except
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

Fed Friend Liked Me
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The rudiment of verse may, possibly, be found in the spondee.

Found May Possibly Verse
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The ninety and nine are with dreams, content but the hope of the world made new, is the hundredth man who is grimly bent on making those dreams come true.

Bent Come Content Dreams
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