A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. - William Jennings Bryan quotes