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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

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Author's Biography:
Name: Rodney Dangerfield
Born: 22 November 1921. Died: 5 October 2004
Profession: Comedian | Actor |


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