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But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.

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Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

I Love Ideas Jokes Love
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No one is coming to defeat this virus for us. Instead, the defeat of the virus in our country will be in our hands, alone.

Virus Defeat Country Hands
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Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

About Across Around Come
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I wish I could be like Shaw who once read a bad review of one of his plays, called the critic and said: 'I have your review in front of me and soon it will be behind me.'

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I'm tired of malicious articles slandering me.

Articles Malicious Me Tired
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Marlon Brando. The finest actor who ever lived. He was my idol when I was 13. He's done enough work to last two lifetimes. Everything I do, I think: Can Brando play this with me?

Actor Brando Done Enough
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Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work... a woman is allowed that feeling for a man, but not her work.

Allowed Commitment Feeling Her
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My biggest nightmare is I'm driving home and get sick and go to hospital. I say: 'Please help me.' And the people say: 'Hey, you look like...' And I'm dying while they're wondering whether I'm Barbra Streisand.

BarbraStreisand Biggest Driving Dying
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Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice.

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To have ego means to believe in your own strength. And to also be open to other people's views. It is to be open, not closed. So, yes, my ego is big, but it's also very small in some areas. My ego is responsible for my doing what I do - bad or good.

Also Area Bad Believe
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I find George Bush and Dick Cheney frightening, Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft frightening.

Bush Cheney DickCheney Donald
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I don't enjoy public performances and being up on a stage. I don't enjoy the glamour. Like tonight, I am up on stage and my feet hurt.
Am Being Enjoy Feet
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I've been called many names like perfectionist, difficult and obsessive. I think it takes obsession, takes searching for the details for any artist to be good.

Any Artist Been Details
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You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.

Discover Got Trust You
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Most awards, you know, they don't give you unless you go and get them - did you know that? Terribly discouraging.

Awards Did Discouraging Get
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What is exciting is not for one person to be stronger than the other... but for two people to have met their match and yet they are equally as stubborn, as obstinate, as passionate, as crazy as the other.

Crazy Equally Exciting Match
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A man who graduated high in his class at Yale Law School and made partnership in a top law firm would be celebrated. A man who invested wisely would be admired, but a woman who accomplishes this is treated with suspicion

Accomplishes Admired Celebrated Class
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I'd started going to acting classes at 14, played 'Medea' at 15 and really wanted to be a classical actress.

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I don't like talking about myself and I don't like talking about the work.

About Like Myself Talking
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I'm interested in the truth, and unauthorized biographies are not. Yes, I would like to correct those errors someday.

Biographies Correct Errors Nterested
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The moment in between what you once were, and who you are now becoming, is where the dance of life really takes place.

Becoming Between Dance Life
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People can follow God and still be ignorant. The search for knowledge is your responsibility.

Ignorant God Knowledge Search
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I told you, werey na time and chance. Say person calm no mean say he no get madness for body.

Person Madness Time Body
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You may be locked down, but you are not locked out of God’s love. You may stay at home, but still consciously stay in grace. You need to socially distance from other people, but there should never be any social distance between you and your Maker!

Locked Down Maker Grace
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At least we all have HIV AIDS except that some of us are negative and some of us are positive.

HIV AIDS Positive Negative
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If we women of Nigeria don't appreciate Goodluck and we are looking for bus conductor, it is left for us.

Women Nigeria Goodluck Looking
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A bird at hand is worth a million in the bush.

Bird Worth Million Bush
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And so I'm saying that, yes, colonialism was terrible, and I describe it as a legacy of wars, but we ought to be moving away from that by now.

Away Colonialism Describe Legacy
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All of us have a God in us, and that God is the spirit that unites all life, everything that is on this planet.
Everything God Life Planet
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Until you dig a hole, you plant a tree, you water it and make it survive, you haven't done a thing. You are just talking.

Dig Done Hole Just
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Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.

Someday Mastering Winds Waves
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Love is the affinity which links and draws together the elements of the world... Love, in fact, is the agent of universal synthesis.

Links Love Draws Element
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Love alone is capable of uniting living beings in such a way as to complete and fulfill them, for it alone takes them and joins them by what is deepest in themselves.

Love Capable Uniting Fulfill
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It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist.
Men Women Duty Abilities
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We are one, after all, you and I, together we suffer, together exist and forever will recreate each other.

One Suffer Exist Forever
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The universe as we know it is a joint product of the observer and the observed.

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The profoundly 'atomic' character of the universe is visible in everyday experience, in raindrops and grains of sand, in the hosts of the living, and the multitude of stars; even in the ashes of the dead.

Profoundly Atomic Universe Raindrop
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At the extreme temperature occurring in the stars, matter can only survive in its most dissociated states. Only simple bodies exist on these incandescent stars.

Extreme Temperature Stars Survive
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From a purely positivist point of view, man is the most mysterious and disconcerting of all the objects met with by science.

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What is imponderable in the world is greater than what we can handle.
Imponderable Greater Handle
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One mustn't close one's eyes to difficulty and to shortcomings; the more one recognizes them, the less they upset one.

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Morality arose largely as an empirical defence of the individual and society. Ever since intelligent beings began to be in contact, and consequently in friction, they have felt the need to guard themselves against each other's encroachments.

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The pagan loves the earth in order to enjoy it and confine himself within it; the Christian in order to make it purer and draw from it the strength to escape from it.

Religion Pagan Enjoy Confine
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Through fidelity, we situate ourselves and maintain ourselves in the hands of God so exactly as to become one with them in their action.
God Fidelity Situate Hands
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Love is an adventure and a conquest. It survives and develops, like the universe itself, only by perpetual discovery.
Love Adventure Survive Universe
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What I cry out for, like every being, with my whole life and all my earthly passion, is something very different from an equal to cherish: it is a God to adore.

Cry Life Passion God
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Love in all its subtleties is nothing more, and nothing less, than the more or less direct trace marked on the heart of the element by the psychical convergence of the universe upon itself.

Love Direct Marked Element
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To discover and know has always been a deep tendency of our nature. Can we not recognize it already in caveman?

Discover Deep Nature Caveman
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'Pears like my heart go flutter, flutter, and then they may say, 'Peace, Peace,' as much as they likes - I know it's goin' to be war!

Go Going Heart Know
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