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" 17 Funny Quotes About Sex & Romance

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Life Sexually.Transmitted Disease Philosophy
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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Married Sex Nothing Always
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All I hear is NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. If that was God's plan then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

Hear Plan Day God
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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

Has Who Person More
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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Sex Enjoy Same Woman
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No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.
Matter Confident Look Sexy
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Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.

Emotion Sex Always Good
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Exactly Like Sex Some
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Life's too short not to have sex on the first date

Life Short Sex Date
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Sex, and the attraction between the sexes, does make the world go 'round.

Attraction Between Does Make
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Sex in space is not just a good idea, it's survival.

Good Idea Just Sex
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Part of me is a sexual exhibitionist
Part Me Of Is
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Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
Sex Refuge Miserable
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Zimbabweans, let us respect pregnant women for it is not easy to carry around evidence of sex in public.

Respect Pregnant Easy Women
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Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

Along Go Nature Part
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Sex is emotion in motion.

Sex Is Emotion Motion
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Yoo baby girl don't let good sex confuse your heart and make you think you are in love.

Baby girl Sex Confuse Heart
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