Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

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Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

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Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - John Cena quotes