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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is. - Erma Bombeck

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Author's Biography:
Name: Erma Bombeck
Born: February 21, 1927 Died: April 22, 1996
Profession: Humorist | Author | Journalist |


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