Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

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Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one. - Evan Esar

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Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one. - Dwight D. Eisenhower quotes