If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Create free wallpaper (Make a wallpaper or screensaver out of this quote with your image)

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. - Frank Zappa

---

Related Authors
Frank Sinatra | Freddie Mercury | Ice Cube | Ice T | Elvis Costello | Andrea Bocelli | Daniel Webster | Alice Munro |

Related Quotes

Wisdom deprives even poverty of half its power.

Josh Billings

Wisdom Deprives Poverty Power

---

Greed is the lack of confidence of one's own ability to create.

Vanna Bonta

Greed Lack Confidence Ability

---

36 hours a day. Fear of failure scares me out of bed!

Dele Momodu

Hours Day Fear Failure

---

No matter how good you are, you are the villain in somebody's narration of the movie.

Don Jazzy

No matter Good Villain The movie

---

I don’t like to react, I respond now. The same energy you spend cussing me is the same energy you could use to cuss those actually killing us.

Israel Adesanya

React Respond Energy Killing us

---

Never count the days of pain. Make the days of pain count

Bad Boy Timz

Days Pain Never count

---

Africa is NOT poor, but poorly managed.

B'Flow

Africa Poor Poorly managed

---

You're at your best when you're authentic to your core.

Stevel Marc

Your best You're authentic Your core

---

End of friendship is no beef. DEY YOUR DEY

Timaya

Beef Friendship End Dey

---

We are the catalysts, the change agent of the change era.

Chris Ngige

Catalyst Change Agent Era

---

Relegate yourself from the league where you are unappreciated. They are people who will still make you feel WORTHLESS, no matter how hard you try.

A.Y Makun

Worthless How hard No matter Relegate

---

A spark is a little thing, yet it may kindle the world.

Martin Farquhar Tupper

Spark Kindle World

---

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. - Martin Farquhar Tupper quotes