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If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg

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Name: Mitch Hedberg
Born: 24 February 1968. Died: 30 March 2005
Profession: Comedian |

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If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

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Mitch Hedberg quotes

Author's Biography:
Name: Mitch Hedberg
Born: 24 February 1968. Died: 30 March 2005
Profession: Comedian |

Related Authors
George Carlin | Xavier Dolan | W. C. Fields | Kevin Hart | Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi | Daniel Webster | Alice Munro |

I donâ€™t like to react, I respond now. The same energy you spend cussing me is the same energy you could use to cuss those actually killing us.

As you fight for tomorrow, remember to enjoy today - because, it's all we really have for sure.

The same way you spend time to feed your physical, learn to feed your spirit the right way.

Passion + Persistence = Possibility

No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old, and that I know.

What you are experiencing right now cannot defeat you unless you allow it to.

If you are looking for a perfect friend, you have to create one yourself.

So let the world go, but hold fast to joy

A good thing never ends.

Always remember you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think and twice as beautiful as youâ€™ve ever imagined.

Money is a strange business. People who haven't got it aim it strongly. People who have are full of troubles.

Width of life is more important than length of life.

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Avicenna quotes

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If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

Topics

Mitch Hedberg quotes

Author's Biography: Name: Mitch Hedberg Born: 24 February 1968. Died: 30 March 2005 Profession: Comedian |

Related Authors George Carlin | Xavier Dolan | W. C. Fields | Kevin Hart | Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi | Daniel Webster | Alice Munro |

I donâ€™t like to react, I respond now. The same energy you spend cussing me is the same energy you could use to cuss those actually killing us.

As you fight for tomorrow, remember to enjoy today - because, it's all we really have for sure.

The same way you spend time to feed your physical, learn to feed your spirit the right way.

Passion + Persistence = Possibility

No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old, and that I know.

What you are experiencing right now cannot defeat you unless you allow it to.

If you are looking for a perfect friend, you have to create one yourself.

So let the world go, but hold fast to joy

A good thing never ends.

Always remember you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think and twice as beautiful as youâ€™ve ever imagined.

Money is a strange business. People who haven't got it aim it strongly. People who have are full of troubles.

Width of life is more important than length of life.

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Avicenna quotes

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Author's Biography:
Name: Mitch Hedberg
Born: 24 February 1968. Died: 30 March 2005
Profession: Comedian |

Related Authors
George Carlin | Xavier Dolan | W. C. Fields | Kevin Hart | Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi | Daniel Webster | Alice Munro |