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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

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Author's Biography:
Name: Erma Bombeck
Born: February 21, 1927 Died: April 22, 1996
Profession: Humorist | Author | Journalist |

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

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Erma Bombeck quotes

Author's Biography:
Name: Erma Bombeck
Born: February 21, 1927 Died: April 22, 1996
Profession: Humorist | Author | Journalist |

Related Authors
S. J. Perelman | Fats Waller | Garrison Keillor | Leo Rosten | A.P. Herbert | P. G. Wodehouse | Arianna Huffington | Arundhati Roy |

Bad things are always going to happen in life. People will hurt you. But you can't use that as an excuse to hurt someone back.

If you want a different result then be ready to embrace change.

If printing money would end poverty, printing diplomas would end stupidity

The future belongs to crowds.

Always be content with what you have! Itâ€™s okay for others to motivate you but never have a malicious intent. Healthy competition is key

Nature loves simplicity and unity.

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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door.

Never believe anything you hear, and only believe half of what you see

If you do not speak your truth ,The Lies will become your truth

Sometimes you stay in touch but out of reach. Protect your peace.

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

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Erma Bombeck quotes

Author's Biography: Name: Erma Bombeck Born: February 21, 1927 Died: April 22, 1996 Profession: Humorist | Author | Journalist |

Related Authors S. J. Perelman | Fats Waller | Garrison Keillor | Leo Rosten | A.P. Herbert | P. G. Wodehouse | Arianna Huffington | Arundhati Roy |

Bad things are always going to happen in life. People will hurt you. But you can't use that as an excuse to hurt someone back.

If you want a different result then be ready to embrace change.

If printing money would end poverty, printing diplomas would end stupidity

The future belongs to crowds.

Always be content with what you have! Itâ€™s okay for others to motivate you but never have a malicious intent. Healthy competition is key

Nature loves simplicity and unity.

The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door.

Never believe anything you hear, and only believe half of what you see

If you do not speak your truth ,The Lies will become your truth

Sometimes you stay in touch but out of reach. Protect your peace.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Steve Harvey quotes

The only thing stopping you from achieving your dreams are the stories you keep telling yourself that you can't. Don't wait- act now. Regret nothing.

Your best teacher is your last mistake.

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Author's Biography:
Name: Erma Bombeck
Born: February 21, 1927 Died: April 22, 1996
Profession: Humorist | Author | Journalist |

Related Authors
S. J. Perelman | Fats Waller | Garrison Keillor | Leo Rosten | A.P. Herbert | P. G. Wodehouse | Arianna Huffington | Arundhati Roy |