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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin  Quotes

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

George Carlin quotes

Author's Biography:
Name: George Carlin
Born: 12 May 1937. Died: 22 June 2008
Profession: Comedian | Actor |


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