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I remember playing a college in Michigan, and they all held up their hand to show me where they live, which made me wonder what weird alien cult I had entered.

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I remember playing a college in Michigan, and they all held up their hand to show me where they live, which made me wonder what weird alien cult I had entered. - Iliza Shlesinger

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Author's Biography:
Name: Iliza Shlesinger
Born: 22 February 1983
Profession: Comedian |


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