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"687 Lifestyle Quotes

I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy.

Car Drive Enjoy Gonna
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If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday, go do a couple theaters Friday, Saturday, maybe Sunday, come home.

Actually Because Come Could
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I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day.

Because Conversations Day Every
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I really had to imagine the kind of person that I would have been if I had never left my hometown. I don't think I would have been a very pleasant person.

Been Had Hometown Imagine
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Everyone looks at your watch and it represents who you are, your values and your personal style.

Everyone Looks Personal Personal Style
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Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.
Even Never Over Peak
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Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it.

About Important Life Nothing
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If individuals are rational, there is no need to protect them against their own choices.

Choices Own Against Protect
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If you're going to be unreligious, it's likely going to be due to reflecting on it and finding some things that are hard to believe.

Believe Due Hard Going
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My kids are more precious to me than anything. I'm with them all day, and I write all night.

Night Write Day Precious
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It's hard being visible, so I've made myself invisible.

Being Hard Invisible Made
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I've shut myself inside these walls, and I'm going to be a very lonely old lady if I'm not careful.

Careful Going Inside Lady
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I'm astonished by my success. I wrote because I needed to and wanted to. It never occurred to me that I'd become famous.

Famous Become Occurred Never
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I think I'm very real as a person, and that comes across in my work.

Work Across Comes Person
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I like summer. I like warmer weather and long days. I'm one of those silly people who still enjoy lying in the sun - my children are horrified!

Horrified Children Enjoy Lying
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I do indeed write on the road. My laptop goes with me everywhere.

Everywhere Goes Indeed Laptop
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I saw that Meryl Streep said, I just want to do my job well. And really, that's all I'm ever trying to do.

Ever Job Just Meryl
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I don't work at being ordinary.
Being Ordinary Work
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I don't ever try to make a serious social comment.

Comment Ever Make Serious
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I'm not religious, but I'm very spiritual.

Religious Spiritual Very
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Why would I retire? Sit at home and watch TV? No thanks. I'd rather be out playing.

Home Out Playing Rather
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I only work every couple of years. I go into retirement between films.

Between Couple Every Films
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I can, and do, walk the street. No one bothers me or anything, because most people wouldn't know who I am.

Am Anything Because Bothers
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…In reality, we are all losing. We’re losing our planet to plastic. Reduce, reuse, recycle.
Reality Losing Our planet Plastic
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When I was in my early twenties, I used to grow all sorts of very weird beards. All of them awful in retrospect. I had Civil War beards for a while, then Mennonite beards.

Awful Civil Early Grow
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I don't have an agenda where I do a comedy and say, 'I have to do a drama next,' or 'I am looking for an action movie now.'

Action Agenda Am Comedy
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I always try and hold to that saying, 'I want to work on things I'd want to see.' The vast majority, that's been true.

Always Been Hold Majority
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I don't fiddle or edit or change while I'm going through that first draft.

Change Draft Edit Fiddle
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I was definitely ahead of my friends. I was French-kissing girls way before anybody else was.

Ahead Anybody AnybodyElse Before
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I feel like an independent man, and I am. This is the kind of feeling I always wanted. You can rarely get that... Well, I could rarely get that in the early part of my life.

Independent Men Feeling Kind
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I hated to fight all the time just to enjoy my day. Fighting wasn't the kind of thing that I enjoyed, but I grew to enjoy it because I did it so long.

Fighting Long Kind Enjoy
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I was a naughty kid. Teachers did not like me much.

Did Kid Like Me
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I have now exactly the same weight I had when I was 18, 20.

Exactly Exactly The Same Had Now
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I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.

Boring Boring People Drank Drink
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No, and I never, ever eat in between the meals. I control it well enough and with no pills, and I sleep seven hours a night. I go to bed. I fall asleep, and I wake up seven hours later, and this is the most important.

Asleep Bed Between Control
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I never played with anything like toys.
Anything Like Never Played
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I sleep seven hours. If I go to bed at two, I wake up at nine. If I go to bed at midnight, I wake up at seven. I don't wake up before - the house can fall apart, but I sleep for seven hours.

Apart Bed Before Fall
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The first thing I do when I get up, I have breakfast.
Breakfast First First Thing Get
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I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.

Bed Coke Diet Drink
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I can't wait to be back on the dance floor. I feel really good about it.
About Back Dance Feel
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I shut my eyes in order to see.
Eyes Order See Shut
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We never really know what stupidity is until we have experimented on ourselves.

Know Never Ourselves Really
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In Nigeria, people respect you by what you wear, the type of car you drive and so on.
People Respect you Wear Drive
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Selling a lifestyle - whether it's a brand or an Instagram post - which teaches not just girls but people that your value is defined by what you look like is the most appalling thing that I could think of, especially as a woman.

Appalling Brand Could Defined
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I've always been a huge 'Divine' fan. He was so iconic and so ground-breaking, especially for the time that he was around, because he was not only breaking barriers in the regular world, just being openly gay, but in the drag world as well.

Always Around Barriers Because
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I spend my nights just sitting and reading a book and drinking my tea and walking my dog. That's about as exciting as my life gets.

About Book Dog Drinking
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I just could not believe that 30 years later we're still looking at people who are supposed to write little 2-minute pop that when they actually try to do something that's a little bit more they regard it as pretentious.

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What I took back, because of my exposure to the Jewish music of the 30s and the 40s in my upbringing with my father, was that kind of theatrical songwriting. It was always a part of my character. This desire to make people laugh.

Always Back Because Character
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I want to do what I can lend my talents to, but I want it to be as a human being and not as a two-dimensional character.

Talent Human being Character
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I only really started to go to plays and to be interested in drama 20 years ago when as an artist I was already well-rounded. I think I'm more disciplined today.

Artist Disciplined Drama Go
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