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5960 Actor Quotes

Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings

Back Dying Gets Guy
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A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

Asked Come Done Get
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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

Amount Any Anyone Doing
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I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.

Any Author Authorities Been
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Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But my white suit seems to be a little whiter than theirs. I think also that it may have something written on the back of it, although I can't find it when I take the suit off.

Also Although Back Bother
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We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

Before Being Born Constantly
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There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them

Analyze Go Humor People
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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death

Cure Death Family Hangover
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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

Appearance Bathroom Children Curiosity
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After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get a new book out of him each year.

After Author Becomes Been
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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

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You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

After Coming Family Frozen
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Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all the skin of his left ear from twirling around on it.

Anyone Around China Ear
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Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk

Band Coming Downstairs Feel
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Directors are not worried about casting beautiful women, but they are not sure that they want to cast great-looking men. My looks have prevented people from seeing my work.

About Beautiful BeautifulWomen Cast
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We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Because Call Door Drum
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At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to dross in one's hands

About Beginning Casting Everything
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I have other obligations now - the show, my family, my life... though I know that without my sobriety I wouldn't have any of those things.

Any Family Know Life
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There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading may be given without first getting the author's permission. It ought to be made much more difficult to do than that.

Author Difficult First Front
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We always reminisce about how everyone tried to get Diane Lane's attention, to very little success.

About Always Attention Everyone
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The '80s were about trying to establish myself as an actor with a career. And being a teenager enjoying the fruits of being successful with lots of what I think is appropriate for that age.

About Actor Age Appropriate
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Temperamentally, Sam and I are very much alike. He's a lawyer, my father's a lawyer, and I always wanted to play one. On so many levels the role just felt right. I fell in love with it as I would a woman.

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Show me someone who doesn't have some sort of experience that they would be uncomfortable for people to know about and I'll show you a dullard.

About Experience Know Me
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Sampling, statisticians have told us, is a much more effective way of getting a good census.
Census Effective EffectiveWay Getting
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I'll be sober ten years and married nine soon.

Married Nine Sober Soon
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I wouldn't go back on my old days, though; everybody needs to have their wild years. It's just a question of when and I'd rather have had them early than be doing it as a mid-life crisis type thing.

Back Crisis Days Doing
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I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China.
Back Being BeingATeenager China
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I like the tradition of ordinary men in extraordinary circumstances and how they react to events which force them to be heroic in a way that is not in their natures.

Circumstances Events Extraordinary ExtraordinaryCircumstances
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I have, on the other hand, felt ill will from various people in the industry and the press.

Felt Hand Ill Industry
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I have never felt at any point in my life, good or bad, any ill will ever from the man or woman on the street.

Any Bad Ever Felt
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I have been looking forward to this age of my life for a long time. In my twenties, I marked the days on the calendar - I was sick of playing high-school kids.

Age Been Calendar Days
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I have a lot of great memories, but I can't imagine anything more exciting than the life I have now.

Anything Exciting Great GreatMemories
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I sadly never got to my prom. I was shooting 'The Outsiders.'

Got Never Outsiders Prom
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Feng shui isn't open to interpretation.

Interpretation Open
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As an actor and a fledgling director, I'm used to making snap decisions that I'll have to live with.

Actor Decisions Director Live
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To go from playing Jack Startz in 'Behind the Candelabra' to playing JFK in the same year, I have now operated at the far ends of my range as an actor.

Actor Behind Ends Far
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The Brat Pack is timeless.

Brat Pack Timeless
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Fame is not a natural condition for human beings.

Beings Condition Fame Human
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My two sons are the most important things in the world to my wife and I - they are what I build my world around.

Around Build Important ImportantThings
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There's this unbelievable bias and prejudice against quote-unquote good-looking people, that they can't be in pain or they can't have rough lives or be deep or interesting.

Against Bias Deep Good-Looking
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It took being famous to make me cool, which, by the way, I never forgot.

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The Kennedys are our royals.

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I - you know, I loved politics more as a younger man.

Know Loved Man More
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The president of the United States can't even fire his chef. I'm not kidding.

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My parents did divorce, but my dad has always been present for me and loving me and my mom as well when she was alive.

Alive Always Been Dad
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The love that money can’t afford to buy, it comes naturally from God’s blessings.

Love Money Afford God
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If your mother and woman love each other so much, be grateful, and love them to the most, because it’s too rare to find.

Your mother Woman love Grateful Rare
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It’s not about being loved, it’s to love back who loves me. That’s my happiness.

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I don’t want to be the next Bruce Lee, I don’t want to be the Next Jackie Chan, I want to be the first Diamond.

Want To be Next The first
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If you treat China like a foe, surely she will become one.

Become China Foe Like
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