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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

Secret Good sermon Good ending
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life

Look Future Spend Life
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement Ridiculous Had pimples
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Getting old Shoelaces Wonder
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.

Be quick Learn
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

Everything Goes up Come down
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Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

Look Future Spend Life
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When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.

I die Intend Take My music
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Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out. And you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

Happiness Getting up Morning
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I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

Respect Elders Reached Age
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There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.

Many ways Die Bed
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A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.

Married couple Play's cards Fight
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A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.

Young mind Wonderful Especially Old man
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My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.

Best advice Love A living
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It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.

Happy Doing something Love
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Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.
Clown Paintings Sad Seen
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I think Dwight loves being number two. I don't think he has any desire to be number one. He wants to be number two no matter where he goes. It's like Avis. 'We try harder.' That's Dwight.

Any Being Desire Goes
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.

Regular Sitcoms Terrible Jokes
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Pretty much anybody who's ever worked can relate to our show.

Anybody Ever Much Our
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Scotland is the Canada of England!

Canada England Scotland The
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The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the worst haircut known to man at the top of my head and sitting under fluorescent lights. That is America, people. Polyester, bad haircuts, under fluorescent lights.

All America Bad Challenge
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Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint you can at it.
Big Canvas Great Life
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To travel is to take a journey into yourself.

Journey Take Travel Yourself
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I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

Born Way Fool Took
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I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.

Hamlet Play Aspired Funny
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I believe deeply that children are more powerful than oil, more beautiful than rivers, more precious than any other natural resource a country can have.

Country Natural Precious Rivers
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Who needs the protection of the Bill of Rights most? The weak, the most vulnerable in society.

Bill Most Needs Protection
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There is a danger in democracy itself.

Danger Democracy Itself
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There's like ten minutes when it's like, 'Okay, wait, who is this guy again?' And then, you know, I just put on the calculator watch and the glasses, and just be all, you know, inappropriate. And then it just works out fine.

Again Calculator Fine Glasses
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Well, Dwight was born to be No. 2 and I don't think he would know what to do as a leader. But he loves following. He would have made a great fascist.

Born Fascist Following Great
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What's interesting is the show allows for the awkward pauses to be captured, which makes it stylistically unique, especially for American audiences.
American Audiences Awkward Captured
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I think definitely people know me from playing creeps and weirdos, and I'm definitely looking to expand my range.

Creeps Definitely Expand Know
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I started in theatre, and for me, it was all about transformation. You transform into the character that you're playing.
About Character Me Playing
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I found it very easy to transform into creeps and weirdos and losers and goof-balls, and I'm happy to play eccentric kinds of characters, and I have a great affinity for the outsider, but I definitely am about expanding my range as well.

About Affinity Am Characters
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I remember being unemployed and walking the East Village streets for many years, constantly checking my voice mail on pay phones, hoping for an audition.

Audition Being Checking Constantly
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My dad was always such a frustrated artist. He always worked very hard to support his family, doing a bunch of ridiculous jobs. He wanted to be a painter, but then he also wrote science-fiction novels in his spare time.

Also Always Artist Bunch
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I joined an acting class in my junior year in high school. I'd always wanted to try it.
Acting Always Class High
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Life is suffering. Life is not resistance to suffering. The point of life is to suffer. This is why we're here: We're here to suffer. I believe in a higher power that compassionately allows suffering for us as a race, to grow and mature.

Believe Grow Here Higher
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The great thing about 'The Office' and it being single-camera and the documentary style is that it's mostly a comedy, but 10 percent of it is, we get to show the existential angst that exists in the American workplace.

About American Angst Being
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Apparently 'The Office' plays in Brazil. Who would've thought that Brazilians would identify with a bunch of pasty white Scrantonians in a paper company? But the Brazilians I've met have really loved the show.

Apparently Brazil Bunch Company
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'SoulPancake' is a website that I founded with a couple of friends, and it is for exploring life's big questions.
Big Couple Exploring Founded
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I have an eight-year-old child, and I literally can't wrap my mind around the kind of grief that must be felt when you lose a child.

Around Child Felt Grief
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I've always had a passion for the tech industry, and I like to help build interesting products.

Always Build Had Help
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No matter how much you know, you can always learn more and be a good listener.

Always Good How How Much
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Being in a band is very much like a startup. You start in a garage. You hope to get interest from investors, like a major record label.

Band Being Garage Get
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Being discovered by an audience is an incredibly difficult thing.
Audience Being Difficult Difficult Thing
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Thanksgiving is a big one for our family.

Big Big One Family Our
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As every parent knows, not every moment is going to be super exciting.

Every Exciting Going Knows
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It would be incredible to be a dad and raise a family.
Dad Family Incredible Raise
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We chose to be a family, not a band.
Band Chose Family We
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