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My mom was essentially a single mother raising three boys. If anyone could have had any reason to give up, it was her. But she didn't, and neither did we.
Chuck Norris
Any
Anyone
Boy
Could
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I'm not a hunter.
Chuck Norris
Not
Hunter
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If the government decides to become a tyrannical government, our guns are to protect us against that.
Chuck Norris
Against
Become
Decide
Government
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Despite what Washington thinks or does on this 15th anniversary, we the people will never forget those who perished and the lessons learned on Sept. 11, 2001.
Chuck Norris
Anniversary
Despite
Does
Forget
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Taking in too much added sugar from highly marketed sugary foods and drinks displaces healthier foods in the diet.
Chuck Norris
Added
Diet
Drinks
Foods
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When children are exposed to advertisements for unhealthy food, they will, in turn, consume significantly unhealthier rather than healthy calories as a result.
Chuck Norris
Advertisement
Calories
Children
Consume
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Federal policy tells us to fill 50 percent of our plates with fruits and vegetables. At the same time, federal farm subsidies focus on financing the production of corn, soybeans, wheat, rice, sorghum, dairy and livestock.
Chuck Norris
Corn
Dairy
Farm
Federal
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Chuck Norris
Around
Block
Child
Children
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Getting into a sleep routine before the first week of school will aid in easing the shock of waking up early.
Chuck Norris
Aid
Before
Early
First
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Many things influence a person's eating habits. Knowledge of what is considered healthy and what is not would be one, but I doubt it would make it to the top of the list.
Chuck Norris
Considered
Doubt
Eating
Habits
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
Back
Cause
Circus
Got
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George Carlin
Quo
Status
Status Quo
Sucks
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Think off-center.
George Carlin
Think
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George Carlin
Electricity
Just
Lightning
Organized
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
George Carlin
Ask
Dream
Go
Never
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When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin
America
Born
Freak
Front
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Anybody
Anyone
Driving
Ever
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People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
George Carlin
Care
Desperate
Don't Care
People
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
Future
Immediate
Only
Past
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
George Carlin
Moon
Nights
Only
Silent
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Moon
Nights
Only
Silent
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George Carlin
Become
Confused
Evil
Forces
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George Carlin
Before Does
Get
Mean
You
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
Belief
Die
Gets
Goes
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
George Carlin
Close
Done
Enough
Existence
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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
George Carlin
Amount
Caused
Death
Long
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An athlete's diet is a complicated thing.
Chuck Norris
Athlete
Complicated
Diet
Thing
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It's important to remember that because these athletes exercise so beyond what even a normal active person would, they generally must also supplement their diet.
Chuck Norris
Active
Also
Athletes
Because
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There is one thing on which most athletes and experts seem to agree. If you want to be an elite athlete, good nutrition at a young age is an important place to start.
Chuck Norris
Age
Agree
Athletes
Elite
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Nutritionists have known for some time now that in order to get people to change what they eat, we need to provide them with more access to affordable, healthy food as well as information on how to cook and prepare it.
Chuck Norris
Access
Affordable
Change
Cook
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You can always tell a person's real character and personhood by those who closely surround him, especially if they're family.
Chuck Norris
Always
Character
Closely
Family
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Chuck Norris
Efficient
Health
Improve
Parks
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It makes good sense for planners everywhere to provide more facilities in general that are aimed at older folks.
Chuck Norris
Everywhere
Facilities
Folks
General
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Veterans are generally reluctant to seek mental health care.
Chuck Norris
Care
Generally
Health
Mental
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America isn't ready for President Hillary Clinton. It should never be.
Chuck Norris
America
Clinton
Hillary
Never
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A small behavioral change can also lead to embracing a wider checklist of healthier choices.
Chuck Norris
Also
Behavioral
Change
Choices
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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
George Carlin
Always
Bathroom
Closest
Death
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
George Carlin
Authority
Believe
Just
Many
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
George Carlin
Away
Better
Building
Doctor
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I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
George Carlin
About
Break
Breaking
Concerned
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George Carlin
Always
Comic
Comic Strips
First
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When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
George Carlin
All Day
Always
Day
Got
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
George Carlin
Candle
Edison
Electric
Electric Light
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
George Carlin
Been
Dust
Established
Example
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George Carlin
Always
Delivering
Eulogy
Listening
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
George Carlin
Allowed
Anything
I Think
Maybe
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Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
George Carlin
Another
Audience
Audience Members
Become
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
George Carlin
Began
Disease
Got
I Think
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George Carlin
Argument
Ate
Every
Family
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My father fought in World War II at the Battle of the Bulge.
Chuck Norris
Battle
Father
Fought
War
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