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"10 Tom Lehrer Quotes & Sayings

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Born: 9 April 1928 | Musician | Satirist | Mathematician |

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Wish people Have trouble Communicating Shut up
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Life is like a sewer - you get out of it what you put into it.
Life Like Sewer Get out
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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

People Not love Fellow man Hate people
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Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Life Piano Get out Depends on
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If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.

Hearing My songs Human being Friend
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When you're in a public profession like I was, and you stop doing it like I did, people think you're either crazy or dead.

Public profession Stop doing People think Crazy
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I'm not interested in promoting myself or revealing to total strangers anything about me. That's not my job.

Not interested Promoting myself Revealing Total strangers
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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you Food becomes More important Than sex
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Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

Laughter Involuntary Funny You laugh
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Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

Be prepared Be careful Good deeds No one
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Tom Lehrer Quotes & Sayings