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18 Jerry Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings
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18 Jerry Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings
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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
Jerry Seinfeld
Think
Funny
Delicate
Subjects
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Life
One thing
Movement
Live
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
Jerry Seinfeld
Sometimes
Road
Traveled
Reason
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Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
Jerry Seinfeld
Attention
Life
You
Love
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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
Thing
Fun
Family
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When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.
Jerry Seinfeld
Someone
Task
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Environment
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You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.
Jerry Seinfeld
Know
Esscence
Comedy
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The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.
Jerry Seinfeld
Greatest thing
Comedian
Talk
Fun
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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
Jerry Seinfeld
Marriage
Game
Pieces
Outcome
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Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.
Jerry Seinfeld
Men
Decision
Want
Game
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Jerry Seinfeld
You
Motivate
Challenges
Alive
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Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.
Jerry Seinfeld
Start
Proven
Road
Death
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To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information.
Jerry Seinfeld
Guy
Laugh
Full
Information
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Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.
Jerry Seinfeld
Stand-up
Mission
Life
Passion
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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Jerry Seinfeld
Bookstore
Evidence
People
Thinking
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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.
Jerry Seinfeld
Comedy
Friends
Laugh
People
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Jerry Seinfeld
Book
Failures
Sell
Success
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The best revenge is living well.
Jerry Seinfeld
Best
Revenge
Living well
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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings