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"18 Jerry Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings

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Born: 29 April 1954 | Comedian | Actor | Writer | Film producer | Film director |

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

Think Funny Delicate Subjects
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To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
Life One thing Movement Live
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Sometimes Road Traveled Reason
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Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

Attention Life You Love
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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Thing Fun Family
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When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.

Someone Task Beautifully Environment
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You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.

Know Esscence Comedy
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The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

Greatest thing Comedian Talk Fun
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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

Marriage Game Pieces Outcome
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Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.

Men Decision Want Game
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You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
You Motivate Challenges Alive
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Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

Start Proven Road Death
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To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information.

Guy Laugh Full Information
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Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.

Stand-up Mission Life Passion
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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Bookstore Evidence People Thinking
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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.

Comedy Friends Laugh People
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Book Failures Sell Success
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The best revenge is living well.

Best Revenge Living well
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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings